ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

We’re doing a Best-Of Show today, which means everyone I’ll be doing a make-up show this weekend! Plus, of course I’ll be back tomorrow. One of the shows will be Sideshow exclusive and the other one on the free side. Today, enjoy the episode where I talk about Joey taking me to a foot spa place and the pedicure lady nearly burned the skin off my leg

A Nail Salon Disaster – How I Almost Lost My Feet

Why You Shouldnt Stick a Hose Nozzle Up Your Ass

When Dick Doesn’t Agree With You

A New Progeria Find!

Trading Illegal Porn For Real Live Sex

A Dog Chews Up A Baby’s Testicles

Teen House Party Results In Vomit, Blood And A Busted Up Kia Rio

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