On Today’s Show:’
| Start | Name |
| 0:00.000 | Introduction |
| 1:58.000 | Apple WWDC 2020 |
| 6:24.000 | Skateboard To The Head / Thoughts On Women |
| 8:28.000 | Mr. Wanking Machine Song |
| 11:18.803 | Audio From Within The CHOP Zone |
| 15:26.750 | Naked Man Feels Earthquake Coming |
| 17:02.000 | Loud Male Orgasm Cumpilation! |
| 20:50.750 | Pathetic Man Begs For Money |
| 22:14.000 | DV Update To The Shit Sandwich Police Man |
| 25:39.250 | TikTok Teens Laugh Through A Gruesome Murder |
| 29:27.967 | Introducing: Cocaine Penis |
| 32:59.250 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
