On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.297 |
| Gonna Get On That CBD Train | 2:12.000 |
| Wendy Wiliams Scolds Trump And Tries To Sound Smart | 4:04.000 |
| Angels For Trump | 10:12.000 |
| Meade Skelton Auditions For The Voice | 14:30.000 |
| Sassy Gay Against School Openings | 20:04.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 24:09.000 |
| Facebook Meet For Horsefuckers | 25:48.000 |
| The Sperm Giver Cometh | 33:12.000 |
| More Like Poopland, Right? | 39:25.000 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 43:08.000 |
