On Today’s Show:
- 🧼 The shocking story of a woman too “disabled” to brush her teeth—but not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash
- 💥 When street festivals go too far: a woman GTA’s her way through a parade route because she had to get to work
- 📱 Phone screen repairs turn into hostage negotiations
- 💸 Capitalism is evil… unless it means getting free money from followers
- 🐮 Amazon delivery driver drops more than just packages on customers’ lawns—happy Mother’s Day!
- ☕️ A Greek woman asks ChatGPT to read her husband’s coffee grounds. The AI accuses him of cheating. Divorce ensues.
- 👶 A man films a woman breastfeeding on a bus, justifying it by shouting, “I’m English!” (bold move, perv)
- 🎵 Four new Linda Finkel Hall of Fame nominees, including:
- Depressing spoken-word music therapy
- A Tears in Heaven duet no one asked for
- Rayon Bass, the lo-fi king of creepy croons
- A Linkin Park cover that emotionally collapses on impact
🧙♂️ Plus:
- Tim gets a palm reading from ChatGPT and is told he’ll possibly live a long life—how reassuring!
- Discussion of knitters with ‘tude: Cincinnati’s KWA, straight outta Joann’s!
- Voicemails from freaks who only call in to correct Tim’s tiny mistakes. You monsters.
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| 00:00:00 | Introduction |
| 02:43:06 | My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun |
| 05:49:13 | Woman Drives Through Street Fair |
| 09:43:24 | Idiot Child Gets Locked In Store After Theft Attempt |
| 14:50:01 | Too Disabled To Brush Teeth And Shower |
| 20:45:00 | Linda Finkle Hall Of Famers |
| 26:38:12 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 29:17:01 | Amazon Mother’s Day Turd Delivery |
| 32:12:12 | Fortune Telling AI Convinces Woman To Divorce |
| 36:01:24 | Chat-GPT Gives Me Palm Reading |
| 38:30:09 | Recording Women Breastfeeding In Public For Da Spank Bank |
| 42:36:24 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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