On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Tila Tequila Is Baptizing The Neighborhood Children | 2:14.000 |
| That Time Right Said Fred Sold Out | 10:59.625 |
| Sad Nerd In Love With Cher Llyod Tries To Sing | 16:22.000 |
| Woman Screaming McHolyHell | 19:38.750 |
| Support The Show! | 21:10.500 |
| Doctor Bangs Dudes Wife | 23:52.500 |
| A 14 Hour Wait For Fast Food Burgers | 28:07.250 |
| Sex Orgy Shut Down Due To COVID Restrictions | 34:35.500 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:16.750 |
