On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Valentines Day Is Coming Up | 2:52.183 |
| Consensual Sex Buzer Alarms | 5:39.500 |
| Aphrodisiac Energy Bars | 10:16.000 |
| Meade Skelton’s Divine Prophecy | 19:08.000 |
| Step Right Up To The Sideshow! https://www.superfreaksideshow.com | 26:08.000 |
| A Violent Homeless Man Is Also Boyfriend Material! | 27:21.000 |
| A Fruity, Expensive $20 Bill | 32:24.000 |
| A Chinese Menu That Won’t Bullshit You | 38:20.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 /Ending | 42:55.355 |
