On Today’s Show:
| 00:00:00 | Introduction |
| 02:05:14 | Christmastime In My Hometown |
| 06:09:02 | My Greatest Christmas Gift – Incest |
| 10:21:18 | 2024 – Everyone Is Going To Be Debt Free And Using Rainbow Money |
| 17:29:16 | The Government Is Stealing Secret Recipes!!! |
| 19:34:02 | Bitchy Boomer Beats Grown Child And Gets Arrested |
| 29:33:10 | Support DV! Keep This Stupid Show Going |
| 31:23:19 | Exploding Artifical Hearts |
| 36:26:05 | Another Fake License Plates Bites Man In Ass |
| 40:07:02 | Santa Died In A Way That Will Realy Traumatize Those Little Turds |
| 42:36:18 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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