On Today’s Show:
Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show:
- Biblical Bowel Movement Miracles – A prophetess with a book full of declarations is here to rebuke your diarrhea in the name of Jesus!
- HungerFF vs. The Shower Shot – America’s most ambitious fisting enthusiast lands in the ER after a tragic butt blowout. His new podcast “Brolapse” reveals all.
- Interstate Apple Fritter Disaster – An Ohio man sacrifices public safety to save a donut. We can’t even be mad.
- Fake Security Guy Jerk-Off Show – A pretend transit cop gets his rocks off in Miami. Police are not amused.
- Loyalty Tests Are the New Cheating – Why trust your partner when you can pay a hot stranger to try to seduce them?
Plus:
🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and terrariums.
💡 The lighting obsession continues—lava lamps, the Glorb, and a dangerous desire for the legendary Colossus.
📞 Tim roleplays as a horny grandma on a phone sex line. Things get grotesquely romantic.
🧼 One man’s rectal hygiene routine goes so wrong it ends in surgery, a stoma, and a psych hold—but he’s still determined to take fists again someday.
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| 00:00:00 | Introduction |
| 02:41:05 | I Have No Design Sense And A Tacky Style |
| 06:12:14 | My Childhood Trailer Was Bought Brand New With A Theme |
| 12:14:13 | Did My Dad Have An Affair With A Spanish Broad? |
| 15:43:10 | Let Me Bless Your Rectum, Colon, And Intestines |
| 19:22:00 | A Fisting Ethusiast Popped His Pooper And Lost Some Of His Intestine |
| 28:22:00 | Support This Stupidity! |
| 30:13:15 | Donut Slip Causes Multi Car Crash |
| 34:08:03 | Imposter Security Guard Rubs One Out |
| 37:08:09 | Hiring Internet Sluts To Determine If Your Spouse Would Cheat |
| 42:56:24 | Voicemails: 206-666-446 / Ending |
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