On Today’s Show:
n Today’s Show:
💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy.
✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: “Eh, men do that.”
🚽 A tall cis woman is mistaken for trans in a Walmart bathroom, gets screamed at by a fragile Floridian, and then fired for not reporting it to the right manager.
🍆 Prostitute Sagittarius Shawty returns with tales of stinky dicks, poop cramps, and clients who overstayed their 60-minute welcome. Also: surprise nut drip and a bad case of eye contact.
🌭 Tim survives another Costco hot dog encounter and reflects on his monthly weiner mileage. (Spoiler: it’s getting dangerously close to a mile of meat.)
👶 Meet Baby Unlovable™: a cursed doll with a thousand-yard stare, a burlap sack dress, and abandonment issues. Also starring: Little Miss No Name, the saddest toy Hasbro ever unleashed.
🏋️♂️ Plus, Mead Skelton weighs in (again), explains “residuals,” and declares his weight loss journey a raging success—despite gaining three pounds. He’s basically an Olympian now.
🦄 Bonus Bits:
- Updates on Sagittarius’ laser facial tattoo removal
- Hot dog PTSD and burp residue
- Tim considers a new line of spiritual voice healing (only $9,995!)
- A few AI-powered covers of Carbon Chaperone — now with ukuleles
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| 00:00:00 | Introduction |
| 02:29:15 | RIP Church Of Debra |
| 03:24:01 | I’m Up To 3 Feet Of Hotdogs This Month |
| 06:24:06 | Prostitution Post Game Analysis |
| 16:37:22 | Meade Skelton’s Post Birthday Weight Gain |
| 21:33:02 | Creepy Baby Whispers Doll |
| 24:06:16 | Little Miss No Name – The Most Unlovable Doll Ever |
| 28:52:06 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 30:19:15 | Riders On The NYC Subway Robbed And Had Sex With A Dead Guy |
| 33:25:12 | Disturbing Inflight Entertainment |
| 37:37:00 | Tranic In The Florida Restroom |
| 41:42:04 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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