On Today’s Show:
- 🚨 Arkansas Incest Investigation:
A man catches his wife sleeping with her son, and it only gets worse from there. (Yes, it’s one of those episodes.) Police casually investigate while trying not to say the word “incest.” 🤐 - 👿 Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Your Brain:
Thoughts = Lies. All of them. Even “I’m hungry” is Satan trying to get you to Arby’s. The only way to fix a car, according to Jesse? Don’t think about it. 🧠❌ - 🧴 Christian TikToker Watches ‘Sinners’:
She went in expecting VeggieTales, came out feeling spiritually molested by Cornbread the Vampire. 🧄🦇 - 🐮 The Cow & the Cafeteria Creep:
Child porn AND cow porn? Two brothers in upstate New York are vying for the title of most revolting sex offender. Spoiler: everyone loses. 👨👦🐄📹 - 🪙 Butt-Plug Mining & Flaccid Cream:
Tim pitches some questionable adult products to Adam & Eve—including dildo gloves and a penis-softening lotion. They’re not currently available, but there’s still a promo code: FREAK 🛍️💋 - 🪑 Stop the Violence… with Chair Shots:
A Texas anti-violence boxing event turns into WWE Smackdown. Wigs flew. Pepper spray was deployed. Jesus wept. 🤼♀️👩🏾🦱💨 - 🧼 Possibly in Michigan:
The most disturbing microwave-related musical art film ever created. A dead poodle. Perfume. And trauma. Watch it on YouTube if you hate your brain. 🐩🎵💀 - 💦 Urine Rage in Florida:
Denied a job interview, a registered sex offender unleashes piss missiles at a molding store. Doors, Molding & More now just smells like regret and ammonia. 🚪🟡🛹
🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army:
- 🇷🇺 A mysterious new Russian fan has emerged and already started a foot-soaking podcast (in chowder).
- 💩 Jonathan reports on a co-worker weaponizing tampons. HR: Activated.
- 🍒 Dank Tim’s anus is cherry red. Nothing more needs to be said.
| 00:00:00 | AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping |
| 03:48:21 | Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan |
| 09:53:23 | An Arkansas Incest Police Call |
| 16:54:03 | Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event |
| 19:07:02 | Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie Sinners |
| 22:52:23 | Songs Of The Microwaved Dog |
| 26:07:21 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 27:42:06 | A Treasure Trove Of Pervy Riches |
| 32:47:24 | Kanye West May Have Blown More Dudes |
| 36:26:04 | Job Applicant Hurls Urine |
| 39:53:19 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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