On Today’s Episode:
Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces.
Plus:
- Morning Rituals Gone Wrong: Are we really drinking other people’s abortions? One podcaster thinks so—and she brought soundbites.
- Snorlax Returns: Not the Pokémon, but the slime-loving rapper who believes he’s President of the U.S. and wants to normalize plant-based bestiality and holographic Kleenex.
- Public Bathroom Drama: Police remove a woman from a restaurant restroom after a one-hour standoff that ends with makeup application, mascara whining, and jail.
- Thermostat Wars: An 87-year-old Florida man is arrested for shoving his wife during a heated argument over the A/C.
- Hatfishing Exposed: When dating app deception goes follicular. Tim explains the psychological horror of discovering a bald dome in the heat of passion.
Voicemails Today:
Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications of Cake and Cunnilingus Day
A freak ponders whether estimating your poop length should be considered a competitive sport
| 00:00:00 | Introduction |
| 01:39:03 | My African Super Villain Origin Story |
| 07:31:21 | A Campaign To Get Black Women Hair On Emojis |
| 12:13:14 | Sipping On Abortion Water |
| 15:22:09 | Our Favorite Slime Freak Is Back! |
| 21:24:22 | Police Footage Of Girla Using The Restrooma |
| 28:46:10 | Sign Up For The Sideshow |
| 30:19:13 | Domestic Violence Over A Thermostat |
| 36:13:19 | A Mile High Public Shitter |
| 39:12:05 | Hatfishing – Bald Men Trickery |
| 44:45:24 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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