On Today’s Episode:
- 🍝 Murder Most Doughy: Introducing the “Pretzel Man” in our matinee movie feature, Twisted (1977) — a serial killer leaving bodies tied up like human bread knots.
- 🎤 David Allan Coe Unplugged (And Unfiltered): Outlaw country legend shares his thoughts on love, sex, multiple wives, eating out (but never butt), and what femininity meant in prison. It’s horrifyingly honest.
- 🤖 Downsy Thirst Traps: AI face filters are giving women that extra-chromosome glow… and it’s somehow becoming a porn niche. Tim investigates this disturbingly popular new kink.
- 💦 Jock Itch Saga: The OnlyFans Chapter: TikToker “Joe” shares a crusty update on his 20-year groin rash, now monetized through adult content. Spoiler: it’s still itchy, and he’s not that well-endowed.
- 🍟 Drive-Thru Meltdown: A McDonald’s parking lot freakout ends in racism, fraud, and viral justice. One loudmouth loses her job at Bud’s Lounge — and not just because of her taste in chicken nuggets.
- 🍧 Fifth Grade Fireball: A Texas mom is arrested for spiking a school Christmas party with alcoholic Jell-O shots. Several kids puked. One kid reportedly saw God.
- 💰 Florida Powerball Winner Kicks Cop in Face: A white trash Cinderella story — 167 million dollars and still fighting at the Tradewinds bar. Jail time was inevitable.
- ✈️ RFK Jr. vs. Chemtrails: The new HHS Secretary goes full tinfoil on Dr. Phil Primetime, vowing to crack down on the CIA’s invisible piss-cloud agenda.
| 00:00:00 | Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction |
| 02:55:20 | An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer |
| 10:36:24 | The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome |
| 15:36:12 | Super Jock Itch Continues |
| 20:48:09 | Showdown At McDonalds |
| 27:41:04 | Sign Up For The Sideshow |
| 29:24:22 | Doing Jello Shots At The Elementary School Christmas Party |
| 34:10:18 | America’s Newest Millionaire Is Straight Up Trash |
| 40:19:04 | RFK Jr. Is Tackling Chemtrails |
| 46:43:18 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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