Today on the show:
- Meade Skelton serenades us with a shockingly honest confession to credit card abuse in his new song, Daddy’s Credit Card
- The power of butthole fingering as a motivational tool
- A Florida woman weaponizes her bowels in a road rage incident (yep, someone shat on a car hood)
- Tim unveils his vision for “Legal-Sized Bread” — the revolutionary new loaf that threatens Big Bread’s status quo
- A neighbor with a taste for chaos assaults a house with a can of corn (and yes, he pleads the fifth preemptively)
- Plus, we dive deep into the surprisingly vast world of grandpa porn (yes, there’s a Twitter account for that)
Also Featuring:
- A jingle for Legal-Sized Bread that slaps way harder than it should
- Open house foot fondling, and why Florida realtors are covering their toes
- Delco drama: Woman blames IBS and karma for defecating on a vehicle
- Taser-resistant Florida man defies all logic and voltage during an arrest
- Trouble and Mrs. “Not Nothing” steal sand in the most polite way possible
📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein.
| 00:00:00 | Introduction |
| 02:05:01 | Lanky Loaf Bread |
| 04:59:05 | Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud |
| 10:05:03 | Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man Scenes) |
| 15:39:23 | Man Feeds On Taser / Refuses To Go Down |
| 21:07:18 | Elderly Thieves Caught In The Act Of Stealing Sand |
| 27:54:05 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 29:37:05 | Road Rage Ends In Car Hood Covered In Human Poop |
| 35:10:09 | Open House Foot Fondler |
| 39:49:10 | Watch Out! This Can Of Corn Will Cream Ya! |
| 42:29:17 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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