On Today’s Show:

• 💥 Slap Fight Carnage: One man’s face swells like a ketchup packet until it literally bursts—blood sprays everywhere and audience members are puking in the parking lot. Just another day in the UFC’s Power Slap League!
• 👻 A Ghost With a Fat, Hairy Agenda: Will Blunderfield is visited in a dream by a spectral advocate for bushy vaginas. She’s not resting in peace—she’s spreading pussy positivity from the great beyond.
• 🥇 Competitive Cum Swallowing: The stakes are high and the spunk is thicker than ever in this high-octane EFukt compilation.
• 🌈 Will Blunderfield Updates: The hummus cannon is primed, the dragon pearls are humming, and the gym bros are unknowingly feeding him their energy (and pre-cum).
• 🚌 Bus Driver Breakdown: An unpaid fare turns public transit into a public meltdown—complete with “suck my dick” chants and accusations of “white man payments.”
• 💣 Show-and-Tell Gets Explosive: A WWII grenade makes an unexpected appearance at an elementary school. Cue army bomb squad.
• 🐕 Kansas Man Bites Dog: Naked man, public bathroom, and dog-ear munching. You know, classic gas station hijinks.
• 🧠 Wart Porn is a Thing Now: Anal cauliflower, breeding diseased holes, and comments that make even you feel sick.
• 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: A Bon Jovi cover so bad, it blue-balls you before the chorus even hits.

Voicemails from the Freaks:

• 🖤 Lifetime Sideshow members check in with love, support, and praise for Mama Henson.
• 🐹 Unicorn Hamster confesses to another secret gay affair—this one fueled by wine, dick, and bad life decisions.

💉 In the News:

Kansas man tasered after biting officers and his own dog. Arrested. Dog’s fine.

Colorado man claims 3,000 fentanyl pills are just for personal use (Judge: “lol no”).

Texas woman smuggles fentanyl in her vagina. It’s the new Flintstones Chewable.

WW2 grenade in a kid’s backpack = ultimate show-and-tell buzzkill.

00:00:00	Introduction
00:26:16	Proefessional Slap Fighting
07:33:07	The Tangy Taste Of Jizz Is Not For Everyone
10:04:14	Tasting Your Own  Pre-Hummus Straight From The Cannon
12:31:11	Getting A Visit From A Fat Vagina-ed Ghost
15:24:23	Freakout On The Public Busline
19:24:18	Confronting Your Cheating Girlfriend Mid-Blowjob
21:41:18	A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee
23:22:22	Sign Up For The Sideshow!
26:05:13	Vaginal Fentanyl Smuggling
30:17:22	An Explosive Show And Tell
33:11:11	Angry Naked Man Found With His Dog In A Public Restroom
39:02:18	Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

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