On Today’s Show:
🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)
🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025
Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we’re capping things off with a listener-suggested gem from 2019—except, it might not be the exact episode suggested… but who cares, because it’s still packed with degeneracy and DV gold.
💥 What’s Inside This Vintage Vomit Bag:
- 🕵️♂️ “Pedo Nutbuster” Origins: Tim goes undercover on a telephone party line to lure and expose predators using his uncanny underage-girl impression. Includes the debut of the iconic DV drop:
“I want to come while I eat your smelly, hairy, wet pussy.” - 🎤 Personal Ad Party Line Pandemonium: From a slut named Susan to a daddy with exploding balls, the party line becomes a buffet of degenerates—and Tim’s bait works a little too well.
- 🧠 Lessons in Vigilante Journalism: Remember, kids: always get your predator to climax after the big reveal.
- 💅 Dead Dad Nail Art: A bride incorporates her late father’s ashes into her wedding manicure. (Yes, it’s horrifying. Yes, there are bone fragments. Yes, it’s British.)
- 🐔 The Trans Rooster Crisis: A hen turned rooster turned hen lays an egg and triggers a Facebook meltdown. Meet “Rainbow,” the chicken breaking both shells and gender norms.
- 🎂 Florida Man’s Birthday Surprise Murder: A father-in-law blasts his son-in-law dead after a surprise gone horribly wrong. No charges. Just Florida being Florida.
📞 Plus: Listener Voicemails Include…
- 🐈 Lovelady Catlady has a new fan: Tim’s chimney sweep.
- 💋 Unicorn Hamster gets support despite sounding like a cancerous kazoo.
- 💣 A secret agent reports on Operation Gina.
- 👄 A listener’s sinus-hole is now a proposed sex toy.
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🎧 Next Up:
A brand-new full-length episode later today + bonus Sideshow content possibly tonight or Saturday!
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