On Today’s Show:
✨ Today on the Show:
- 🕊️ Tongues and Tiaras: Religious zealots let their tongues wag for Jesus, and Tim breaks down just how unbiblical their babble really is (with scripture receipts).
- 📺 Pride Month Throwback: Re-exploring the glory of Trading Spouses’ infamous God Warrior meltdown. Dork-sided? More like icon-status.
- 👓 Pastor or Power Lesbian?: An aggressive holy roller channels both divine prophecy and vintage Ellen Degeneres vibes.
- 🧠 TikTok Takes Another Life: A 19-year-old’s tragic death from the “dusting” challenge proves viral fame still ain’t worth brain death.
- 🧴 Real ID or Real Dumb?: Some morons are trying to fly with Costco cards because they saw a star on them. TSA isn’t amused.
- 🎙️ Mead Skelton’s Secret to Youth: Mead blames his baby face on virginity. Also: he might actually be gay, hates Harriet Tubman, and still lives with his dad. So, you know, thriving.
- Terrible gay/lesbian artists
- Pastors melting down
- Neo-pronoun panic
- Spiritual warfare cosplay
- Bible-quoting and bullshit calling
- Tim reflects on his willingness to give the government his soul if it means avoiding long DMV lines.
- PSA: Being a Kroger Rewards member will NOT get you through airport security.
- The Real ID is real now… probably. Maybe. Tim still doesn’t really get it.
- 📞 Unicorn Hamster sets polyamory ground rules (no fit guys, no Black dudes, only T-shirts and comrags).
- 📞 Listeners critique Tim’s 2-foot hot dog binge and debate the value of a Lifetime membership.
- 📞 Tim pleads for voicemails so he can pad out episodes and be lazy with pride.
🎧 Sideshow Plug: Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to distortedview.com and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming.
📬 Email: show@distortedview.com 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere
🏳️🌈 Pride Month DV Style:🧃 Bonus Rants:☎️ Listener Voicemails:
Our New PO Box Address!
Distorted View
PO Box 36268
Cincinnati, OH 45236
- Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463
- Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page
- Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!
Podcast: Download
