On Today’s Show:
β¨ Today on the Show:
- ποΈ Tongues and Tiaras: Religious zealots let their tongues wag for Jesus, and Tim breaks down just how unbiblical their babble really is (with scripture receipts).
- πΊ Pride Month Throwback: Re-exploring the glory of Trading Spouses’ infamous God Warrior meltdown. Dork-sided? More like icon-status.
- π Pastor or Power Lesbian?: An aggressive holy roller channels both divine prophecy and vintage Ellen Degeneres vibes.
- π§ TikTok Takes Another Life: A 19-year-oldβs tragic death from the βdustingβ challenge proves viral fame still ainβt worth brain death.
- π§΄ Real ID or Real Dumb?: Some morons are trying to fly with Costco cards because they saw a star on them. TSA isn’t amused.
- ποΈ Mead Skeltonβs Secret to Youth: Mead blames his baby face on virginity. Also: he might actually be gay, hates Harriet Tubman, and still lives with his dad. So, you know, thriving.
- Terrible gay/lesbian artists
- Pastors melting down
- Neo-pronoun panic
- Spiritual warfare cosplay
- Bible-quoting and bullshit calling
- Tim reflects on his willingness to give the government his soul if it means avoiding long DMV lines.
- PSA: Being a Kroger Rewards member will NOT get you through airport security.
- The Real ID is real nowβ¦ probably. Maybe. Tim still doesnβt really get it.
- π Unicorn Hamster sets polyamory ground rules (no fit guys, no Black dudes, only T-shirts and comrags).
- π Listeners critique Timβs 2-foot hot dog binge and debate the value of a Lifetime membership.
- π Tim pleads for voicemails so he can pad out episodes and be lazy with pride.
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