On Today’s Show:
🧟♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes.
In today’s jam-packed episode of DV:
🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.
🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns:
- Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted and screams at Alexa to play “Pop That Pussy.”
- Ex-legal YouTuber Nick Ricada delivers a whiskey-soaked, coke-tweaked rant about cancer, anime, and why he can’t end his own stream.
🔹 TikTok Tears & Bans: Influencer Natalie Reynolds storms TikTok HQ after her account gets nuked. Spoiler alert: She’s the villain.
🔹 Pride Month vs. Military May: Tim proposes a compromise that includes celebrating both gay sex and the troops—just not at the same time. Also: introducing the “Red Scare” for military women.
🔹 C. Wilder’s Gayest Military Ballad: A country anthem so flamboyant it triggered a Navy veteran’s existential crisis.
🔹 Florida Man Alert: A Saudi tourist calls 911 to complain he didn’t get sex at a strip club. America: still confusing foreigners since 1776.
📞 Plus: Listener voicemails, roof color conspiracies, anime conventions in Columbus, and Tim’s bad restaurant suggestions!
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