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Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

July 11, 20255 min read

On Today’s Show:

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025

Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity โ€” and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s celebrate with some of the most pungent, pissy, and profane clips we’ve collected.

๐Ÿงผ On Todayโ€™s Episode:

๐Ÿ’ธ Livestream Begging Goes Full Yeast Infection:
Meet Sheiky, a thumb-sucking, ball-scratching trans sex worker pulling in up to $10K a month on Facebook Liveโ€ฆ for doing absolutely nothing. Thatโ€™s right โ€” sheโ€™s just sitting there, scratching what she calls her โ€œpussy,โ€ but we all know itโ€™s her balls. Bonus: she offers top-tier dating advice like “scratch your man’s balls to keep him around.”

๐Ÿ›ซ Modern-Day Rosa Parks Tries to Jack a First-Class Seat:
A woman decides sheโ€™s had enough of coach and simply plops down in first class. When questioned, she compares herself to Rosa Parks and claims racial profiling. Cue the entitled freak-out and the inevitable deplaning. Youโ€™re not โ€œelevating the conversation,โ€ lady โ€” youโ€™re just getting kicked off the flight.

๐Ÿš RV Sex Crime Caper:
West Virginia couple busted mid-coitus in a stolen RV. Cops say she was literally riding him cowgirl style while driving. Bonus charges include drugs, DUI, and indecent exposure. Guess that RV really stood for โ€œReckless Vagging.โ€

๐Ÿ“ผ Mead Skelton vs. Satanic AI:
Mead once again reaches out to Tim to complain about AI cover songs โ€” which he believes were created by satanic adrenochrome junkies. Also, Mead suspects he was hit on at a library by a homosexual with great taste in hoodies and Velcro shoes. Later, he gushes over a beautiful Chick-fil-A coworker who once gave him a high-five. Thatโ€™s basically foreplay in Meadspeak.

๐Ÿšช TikTok Teens Try to Get Shot:
A new social media โ€œprankโ€ โ€” the Door Kick Challenge โ€” leads to two teens getting arrested in Florida. Sheriff issues warning: โ€œIn this state, you kick the wrong door and youโ€™ll meet the Castle Doctrineโ€ฆ and a shotgun.โ€

๐Ÿ’ฉ Timโ€™s Pooping on Stilts:
Tim gets hyped for a toilet seat riser for his mom and considers taking it for a test drive himself. Because if your feet donโ€™t dangle while pooping, are you even living?

๐Ÿ“ฆ Voicemails:
Listeners check in with reactions to the stealthing gloryhole episode, Timโ€™s mom update, and the Mead metal tribute tracks. Plus: Ad placement complaints, Velcro shoe confessions, and a dark mom death pool joke (too soon, man).


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๐Ÿชฆ Todayโ€™s Themes:

  • โœจPussy Itch E-Begging
  • โœˆ๏ธ Racial Entitlement Meltdown
  • ๐Ÿ›ป Redneck Sex Crimes
  • ๐Ÿค– Satanic AI Hysteria
  • ๐Ÿฆถ Velcro Shoe Trauma
  • ๐Ÿšช Gen Z Getting Shot at Doors
  • ๐Ÿงป Poop Elevation Experiments

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February 19, 2007By Tim

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