Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily:
🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!
Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix “Break the Cauldron.”
✈️ Fork Fight at 40,000 Feet
An unruly child goes full gremlin on a 14-hour Qatar Airways flight, stabbing a passenger with a metal fork while her mother naps peacefully. The victim grabs a flip-flop and threatens to whoop ass in midair.
➡️ “I’m gonna f**k her up!” becomes the new parenting anthem.
🍆 Celebrity Cock Shots: Conor McGregor’s Leaked Dk**
Rapper Azealia Banks drops unsolicited dick pics of UFC fighter Conor McGregor in an epic social media feud. Tim dives into the beef, the bulge, and Banks’ threat to expose the “potato farmer dick” of Ireland’s possible next president.
🎵 Campy Queer Classics: The Hits, You Silly Savage
Rediscover a bizarre 1960s novelty album sung in flamboyant stereotype by “Teddy & Daryl” and possibly used by LAPD to track L.A.’s gay population.
Yes, seriously.
Also: Evangelion voice actors in an unreleased AIDS PSA featuring ultra-realistic anime sex moaning. (Sorry, radio censors!)
🔫 “Fk Them 19 Mexican Babies”: Charleston White’s Wild Take**
Controversial influencer Charleston White shares his intentionally inflammatory reaction to the Uvalde school shooting. Tim offers context, mockery, and rage in equal measure.
📦 Plus:
– Katie Souza’s mentorship scam, “Victory Unveiled”
– A Mr. Clean / Jesus brand collab?
– The subreddit Celebrity Penis gets audited
– Evangelion PSA or hentai clip? You decide!
– A listener recommends the “Sponsor an Episode” idea 💵
– A Tears in Heaven duet with Family Guy’s Herbert?
💥 Today’s DV Club Banger:
🎶 “Break the Spell (Mr. Clean’s Blood Mix)”
Spiritually cleansing witchcraft vibes with claps, chants, and pure madness.
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