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High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide!

July 21, 20253 min read

πŸŽ™οΈ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret

πŸ’₯ On Today’s Show:

  • πŸ’‰ Roofied by Red Bull – Meade Skelton’s Chick-fil-A crush gets Cosby-coded after one too many energy drinks.
  • 🧠 Great Moments in Church Sermons – Soccer is for queers, says one unhinged preacher in a homophobic homily.
  • 🀒 Do Asians Smell Like Doritos? – Meade’s nose racism spirals out of control on message boards.
  • 🧸 Cop Finds Creepy Collection – A Louisiana man calls the cops and ends up arrested for his child-sized sex dolls.
  • πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Moving to Russia for “Freedom” – American dad ditches U.S. over “LGBTQ indoctrination” and is rewarded with a one-way trip to the Ukrainian front.
  • πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The Pride Flag Has Been Updated Again – Now featuring buttholes, bananas, and feathers. Tim’s done being gay.

πŸ’ Today’s Show is Sponsored by:
Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he β€œcaught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue.


πŸ”₯ Featured Audio & Segments:

  • 🎹 Meade Fit and Lean: Unrequited love, hand-touching orgasms, and racist rants about inter-racial dating. (Also, apparently, exercise?)
  • πŸ’© Will Blunderfield Enlightens from the Toilet: Fart-sniffing on a squatty potty is the latest spiritual awakening.
  • πŸ—£οΈ Snatch Preacher Returns: A holy man obsessed with the word β€œsnatch” helps us all see the light (and maybe the labia).
  • πŸ“ž Voicemails: Vladimir Putin infiltrates the party line, a caller educates us on probable cause, and we reminisce about norm-core pig slave Norm Somerton.

πŸ–ΌοΈ Featured Image:
The Progress Pride Flag 2025 Edition – now with bonus feathers exploding out of a rectal ring.


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