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On Today’s Episode:
🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most
🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots
🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot
🔹 A 1970s porno trucker tape introduces us to Humpingville, USA, where schmear isn’t just for bagels
🔹 A woman weaponizes 911, her toddler flings meth pipes out the window, and somehow she’s the victim (until she’s not)
🔹 Great Moments in Customer Service Meltdowns™ featuring lawsuit threats, New York state assemblymen, and one very confused call center worker
🔹 A man kills his wife “by mistake” and then travels across state lines to finish the job on the one he really wanted dead
🔹 A Florida man threatens to machete everyone on Epstein’s nonexistent client list after arguing with Grok. Justice Dept: 😬
PLUS:
🎂 Richard Simmons AI wishes Davide a Jewish-ish birthday
📼 Meade Skelton shows us his underpants (again)
🧠 Listener voicemails: Anime starter packs, Superman spoilers, and epileptic sex strategy (yes, really)
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