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When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

August 18, 20251 min read

On Today’s Show:

  • Scientology is back on its smear-campaign bullshit—this time on TikTok, going after Leah Remini.
  • Lesbian rap star Humpback Chunk drops a preview of her new music… and it involves choking and “nutting.”
  • The return of Thursday Lane: he’s still addicted to white male farts, still inventing new sexual titles, and maybe still lusting after family members.
  • Florida Man in a full jester costume pulls a dagger on a landscaper—because lawnmowers are too loud.
  • A British man with the world’s biggest cock suffers a humiliating accident when his dong blocks his view of spilled shower gel.
  • Unicorn Hamster’s voicemails get the full reggae remix treatment courtesy of Robert Faggot’s sponsorship.

Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase.

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