🎙️ On Today’s Episode:
On Today’s Show
- Listener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fuckedtard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how long that lasts).
- Opening Rant: A furious homeowner curses out a mortgage company, invoking stomach cancer, hexes, and dildo-headed ass wipers. Truly inspirational.
- Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: A woman butchers “I Will Always Love You” in multiple vocal styles—ranging from sheep bleating to clenched-jawed farm animal screeches.
- Incels at the Door: Another “nice guy” loses his mind when a woman won’t be his friend. Spiritual disturbances and Mario Kart invites ensue.
- Fish Fry Frenzy: 6’6”, 350-lb Bill Wist tries to bankrupt Chuck’s Place with an “all-you-can-eat” fish fry. When they cut him off, he pickets the restaurant with a cardboard box sign and calls the cops.
- Mom vs. Daughter: Round 9,382: A narcissistic mom and her freeloader daughter scream over dirty dishes, rent, and real estate agents. Plates are optional, but plastic cups are forever.
- Fucked Up News:
- Washington State: A forklift driver tries to drag a bikini barista through a drive-thru window. (Spoiler: he paid with his credit card. Smooth move.)
- UK: Police officers raid a woman’s home, play with her sex toys, and end her marriage. The cops walk away with “reflective practice.” She gets £3,500 and a reputation as a dildo connoisseur.
Voicemails
- Listeners weigh in on bowel movements, janky air conditioners, and clone-a-willies.
- Unicorn Hamster, as always, is horny. Parmesan cheese fetish, anyone?
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