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The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

September 5, 20253 min read

Today on the Show:

Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had Enough
Domestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”

Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads

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  • Listener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment)

POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025

  • TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore: weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe.

Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed

  • “My name is Christopher Torres, and I took a picture of this lady’s behind.”
  • Legal ≠ moral; Tim hates it but also points out: you’re in public, and TikTok clapbacks are fair play.

Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition)

  • Interrogation highlights from Kiara/Kiera McCauley (22): multiple “alters,” a two-handed sword, a “hit list,” and a guilty plea for the near-decapitation of ex Grace Jennings; plea deal to testify against Isaac.

Game: Drugged or Electrocuted

  • Audio guessing game; answer: drugged (speculation ranges from fentanyl to “Flocka”).

Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The Fallen State)

  • JLP: “If blacks were first, why are they so screwed up?”
  • Dr. D: “Pyramids on Mars.
  • Tim: “How’d they get there?” + Richard Hoagland sidebar.
  • Eleven minutes of jaw-dropping TV.

News Quickies

  • Florida: Woman chokes mom, grabs brother’s crotch during PS4 game dispute; convicted of domestic battery by strangulation + battery.
  • UK: Vascular surgeon Neil Hopper freezes his own legs for amputation, lies to insurers (≈£466k), and collects extreme porn; jailed.

Insensitive Reenactment (Classic Request for Cabana Guy)

  • 2008: Two teen girls sunbathe on train tracks → amputations; the segment that LazyPillow/LazyBoy famously animated and that funneled many heathens into DV.

Links:

Tiktok Video – Trying To Have A Conversation in 2025

DID Faker Commits Murder – Interrogation

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