On Today’s Show:
| 00:00:00 | Introduction |
| 00:00:00 | Wednesday Movie Matinee |
| 00:18:14 | QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK |
| 00:38:04 | Introduction |
| 02:07:18 | Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! |
| 03:06:17 | What Is your Masturbation Number? |
| 06:27:00 | Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean |
| 10:39:13 | Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage |
| 15:30:04 | Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks |
| 19:48:22 | Andrew Cuomo Gets Heckled |
| 21:51:01 | Parking Lot Altercation Gets Racist |
| 26:38:01 | QuantumSquares.Com – Promo Code: FREAK – 25% OFF |
| 28:37:17 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 30:02:10 | ChatGPT Will Get Real Nasty With You Soon |
| 33:35:17 | Stabbing At The Checkout Lane |
| 38:28:10 | Jordan Peterson Thanks Today’s Sponsor |
| 39:36:11 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
🧠 On Today’s Episode:
- Masturbation for Science!
Tim checks to make sure his dick’s still operational. It’s all about male health and quality control, folks.
➤ “Sometimes it’s not about pleasure—it’s a systems check.” - Confessions of an Old Lady Walker
Tim celebrates a massive weight loss milestone (70 pounds!) and the thrill of fitting into decade-old “large” shirts again. Sadly, Lord Douche still won’t let him do laundry without internet surveillance. - Air Fryer Anarchy
When Lord Douche leaves town, Tim rebels by cooking salmon in the air fryer. Somewhere in Florida, a man screams. - Becoming a Cripple (For Fun!)
A deep dive into “trans wheelchair users”—able-bodied people who identify as disabled. Tim explores their tips for faking ailments and the strange world of subliminal paraplegia playlists. - Cuomo’s Comeback Disaster
Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s mayoral announcement goes about as well as you’d expect when the crowd’s screaming “rapist” and “homosexual.” - Parking Lot Pile-Up
Tim breaks down a viral confrontation between a Trump-hatted white guy and a black woman blocking two parking spots. Spoiler: everyone’s an asshole. - OpenAI Gets Horny
ChatGPT is finally allowed to generate erotic content for verified adults. Tim’s thrilled. “I’m going to break ChatGPT in December.” - Stabby at Marshalls
A woman in Kearny, New Jersey buys kitchen knives mid-argument and uses them to stab another customer over slow checkout lines. Tim sympathizes—he almost went “stabby” at Kroger himself.
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