Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy

October 17, 20256 min read

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00:17:09	Introduction
02:02:03	Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio
06:08:20	Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job
12:20:13	Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy
20:26:05	Parking Lot Fight
24:58:18	Psycho Bitch Valentina Gomez Tries To Rap
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29:58:15	Creating A Fake Man To Sexually Assault You
33:44:07	AI Suggests We All Do Heroin
38:06:22	Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

On Today’s Show

A Houston ICU nurse gets a DWI and goes full Racist Nurse Ratched in the back of a squad car—then gets canned.
Alexis K. Tyler’s latest live: generational drama, GWP (grown-woman pussy), “jack-o’-lantern” Halloween energy, and… uh… spirits in the crotch.
Parking-lot standoff: too-big truck, too-small patience, zero solutions.
Valentina Gomez drops an “America First” rap (chorus written by a placeholder).
Two AI messes: a Florida “virtual rape” hoax with an AI-generated attacker photo, and Reddit Answers telling people to try kratom… and even heroin… for pain. Great job, robots.
Bits & bobs: a dramatic AI “rape” radio play, laundry snitching via LG Wi-Fi, Lord Douche’s overnight cannonball run from FL → Cincinnati.

Content warning: NSFW language, sexual content, racism, and general DV-level filth.

Wesley is looking for:

The industrial-grade fuck-machine clip (he thought 9/24/25 ~15:00—probably wrong ep).
The porn star who says, “Baby, I just came my face off so hard.”
The movie containing: “You clamp down on that dick and you bite it off!” — likely a 1970s sexploitation/blaxploitation/horror scene with a sadistic, simple-minded captor forcing a couple to have sex.

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Houston ICU nurse crashes, rides the back seat, and unspools: “I’ll let you die,” “I’m white,” accent insults, Jesus hymns vs. hallelujah blaring.
Outcome: Employer Memorial Hermann Greater Heights terminates; DWI charge; “under review.”
DV verdict: Racist, drunk, and very employable… elsewhere.

Themes: younger dudes, GWP, pizza-delivery decoys, multi-gen triangle drama, black magic, and “spirits in the pussy.”
Classic AKT quotables: “Halloween trick-or-treat pussy,” “multi-generational cock and balls,” trance-state snake-pussy gyrations.
Confusing? Yes. DV-worthy? Absolutely.

Oversized truck noses past the line, blocks a load-in, ethnicity discourse ensues, pit bull is threatened as a negotiating tactic.
Resolution: none. (They may still be there.)

Bars about Hunter’s laptop, BLM, gun rights.
Hook: “America first” x 100.
DV take: When the feature sounds more professional than the candidate, you’ve already lost.

Florida “Virtual Rape” Hoax: Woman claims assault; produces “attacker” pic later ID’d as AI-generated and pre-dated the event in her phone’s deleted folder. Charged with false report; released on bond. Expect this on SVU by sweeps week.
Reddit Answers Goes Full D.A.R.E. Fail: On r/FamilyMedicine, Reddit’s AI feature surfaced “related answers” that suggested kratom for pain and referenced heroin in management contexts. After press and mod complaints, Reddit tweaked safeguards. Moral: Don’t crowdsource your medical degree from a punchline generator.

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Domestic update: LG washer rats Tim out via Wi-Fi; Lord Douche sprint-drives home in a rental like it’s the Cannonball Run.

“Monkey” birthday song discourse: many callers say it was an equal-opportunity roast in their schools.
Pilonidal cyst horror story: home lancing, peanut-butter goo, surgical crater maintenance. (Invest in a handheld shower.)
Sacral dimple follow-ups: common in infants, usually benign; keep clean and monitor.

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