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Episode Summary
Tim kicks off the week with a fresh Mead Skelton meltdown (now blaming “lemon water” and demons for his colitis and rapid weight loss), a substitute teacher who vlogged her first—and last—day on the job, a doorman vs. tenant blow-up caught on camera, a MAGA streamer screaming into a megaphone no one can understand, and Florida’s latest neighborhood crisis: pole-dancing skeletons. Plus: a DV listener sponsor whose new book asks you to root for a serial killer who targets porch pirates.
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Today’s Menu
- Cold Open: “The Struggles of a Tranny” (archival Yeast Radio guest clip sent by Madge Weinstein)
- Mead Skelton Health & Diet Update:
- Claims lemon water (left out for days) + demons caused an ER trip and “colitis.”
- Talks GERD/vagus nerve; Tim counters the medical nonsense and notes the obvious: when the sickness fades, the donuts return.
- Repents for gluttony (again), credits prayer (again), and rewrites COVID history (again).
- Education Is in Trouble (Exhibit A):
- Lesbian sub films students and herself all day for TikTok (Skittles & Gatorade “teacher breakfast,” band parade, thirsting over a student on camera), says she “lets them do whatever they want.” Fired the same day.
- Reddit teacher chimes in: districts are desperate for subs; “pulse + clean record = hired.”
- Lobby Meltdown:
- Tenant storms a building, calls the doorman “retard,” threatens to kill him, smashes his phone—yet cops also charge the doorman. Tim sides with Team Doorman and wants case updates.
- MAGA Streamer vs. Volume Knob:
- Pro-ICE rally guy beefs with police over noise; delivers word-salad through a megaphone (decodes to: “MAGA,” “libtard,” and “butthole”).
- Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee:
- Lil Bougie and his Publix-parking-lot anthems (“ran through, pussy bald, yes I call her Caillou”). Disgusting, profane—and undeniably catchy.
Quick Hits / News Nibbles
- “North” Mexico: A syringe-in-toilet Walmart scare in northern New Mexico (pink liquid, inconclusive tests). Tim’s skeptical this was anything more than urban-legend cosplay.
- Florida, You Beautiful Mess:
- Pole-Dancing Skeletons Halloween display sparks HOA pearl-clutching. No nudity, no rule violations; neighbors divided between “harmless fun” and “think of the children.”
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| 00:00:00 | Cool Band / Pop Culture Wear – OldGlory.Com |
| 00:19:09 | Introduction |
| 02:30:01 | Go Buy DV Listener Isaac’s Book: The Porch Pirate Killer |
| 04:23:01 | Lemon Water Nearly Killed Meade Skelton |
| 11:45:00 | Teacher Gets Fired On First Day Of School For Filming |
| 17:28:19 | Tenant Vs. Doorman |
| 22:25:15 | If You’re Going To Protest, Don’t Be A Mush-Mouth |
| 25:04:16 | “Pussy Bald, I Keep My Bitch On Chemo” And Other Rap Brilliance |
| 27:22:21 | Get 15% Off At OldGlory.Com – Promo Code: FREAK |
| 28:44:01 | Support Distorted View |
| 30:32:15 | Public Toilet Needle Warning |
| 35:02:19 | The Skeleton’s Are At The Spooky Strip Club Again |
| 40:42:16 | A Daylight Savings Rant |
| 42:18:17 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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