On Today’s Show:

Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member)

Cold Open

The Clip Keeper ushers in a dreadful Halloween edition.
Ad Parody:Berry Papa Bawa cereal (General Farm Foods) — marshmallow bat-wings, alkyl nitrate toy surprise, and 100% daily Vitamin D with every… thrust.
- Lore drop: Papa Bawa (“bat wing”) — a modern Tanzanian shape-shifting demon with a sulfur reek, fixated on anal violation and publicizing his deeds.

Tim plans a co-host; Satan pops in, bails for “family therapy,” actually appearing on The Latronda Brown Show.
Talk-Show Meltdown Sketch:
- Satan’s teen daughter Kayla calls Dad a basement-dwelling spaz; Satan pleads “this is who I am” (devil’s gonna devil).
- Surprise reveal: Satan’s “girlfriend” is… Richard Simmons. Say-Say is living his truth.
- Real issue: Dad forgot to sic demons on Kayla’s rival Renee before all-star cheer nationals; Satan promises creative evisceration. Healing begins. Latronda teases “Down Syndrome Makeover Monday.”

Religious Anti-Halloween Rant: “Sin, disease, and sickness!” (Tim: calm down, Pastor Candy Corn.)
“White Men Are the Real Victims” Bro Clip:
- Soft-voiced trad-guy laments Ivy Leagues, Fortune 500s, “heritage Americans.”
- Tim clocks the whine, then the pivot: “women are atrocious today” → Tim’s parody pitch to reconsider sodomites.

TikToker claims SA after leaving food, peeking through an open door, seeing a man asleep pants-down.
Tim’s take: creepy? yes. Assault? no. Also: filming inside someone’s home = TOS problems.
Comments roast the poster; most responders (including women) push back on the “SA” framing.

Meta vs. Strike 3 Holdings — porn downloads & AI training
- Strike 3 alleges ~2,400 adult titles pulled via Meta’s network/proxies to train a video model; damages could top $350M.
- Meta: employees/contractors probably downloaded for personal use; internal policy forbids explicit training data; timing predates current multimodal work.
- Tim does the math (bad headline averages vs. real totals), concludes: across tens of thousands of employees, 28 videos/month enterprise-wide is… minuscule. Also coins the call-in moniker “Ropes of Nut.”
Homemade Chloroform, Elvis, and Manslaughter (NY)
- Ronald Ryer, 71 gets 5–15 years (plus concurrent tampering sentence) for the April 2024 death of Thomas “TJ” Kreider, 40 — an Elvis tribute artist and Star Trek set tour guide — after repeated chloroform doses during sex.
- Ryer waited days, did errands, hit a solar eclipse party, then called police. Judge: “You took an oath to do no harm” (Ryer has medical background).

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Listener texts/topics: Dr Pepper distribution drama (Mr. Pibb comeback & bottling rights), conspiracy that Lord Douche is an anagram (“culo hedor”), and AI Mead nudes with a belly-unibrow glitch.

00:00:05	Introduction
00:24:02	Berry Popobawas!
02:05:24	Theme / Today’s Sponsor
03:49:14	The Bat Winged Demon That Wants To Anally Violate You
07:39:12	A Visit From Satan!
09:44:13	The Latronda Brown Show – “Girl, Get You Some Family Therapy!”
18:35:07	Religious Nuttiness: Halloween Is Evil / Women Are Whores
22:22:08	Nosey Woman Sees Dick, Screams “Sexual Assault”
27:52:24	Support DV!
29:02:06	Feeding MILF Porn To Train AI
33:56:20	Who Else Has A Gay, Elvis, Chloroform Kink?
38:05:04	Voicemails/Texts: 206-666-4463 / Ending

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