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Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt

December 26, 20253 min read

Distorted View Daily – Best Of Show (Classic Episode from January 2018)
Host: Tim Henson

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This classic episode dives headfirst into one of the most chaotic stretches in DV history, featuring viral outrage, witch hunts, trailer park warfare, deranged news stories, and listener-submitted bodily horrors.

On Today’s Best Of:

  • The Internet vs. Shane Dawson – Tim breaks down the social-media mob mentality after old podcast clips resurface, examining how jokes stripped of context turn into full-scale witch hunts. A cautionary (and hilarious) look at cancel culture before it became a daily sport.
  • Alex Jones Loses His Mind Over Oprah – A legendary Infowars meltdown featuring wild conspiracy theories, “human dildo” talk, and proof that “family broadcast” means absolutely nothing.
  • Camp Jabberwocky: A Test of Patience – Repeated chants, awkward audio, and one of the most unintentionally cruel camp names ever conceived.
  • Trailer Park Slut Warfare – Screaming teens, furious parents, stolen leggings, missing puppies, and accusations flying faster than common sense at Happy Meadows Trailer Village.
  • The Great Jeggings Heist – A domestic dispute spirals into pure chaos over allegedly stolen leggings and bedroom invasions.
  • The ‘Legal Fling’ Consent App – Sex now comes with paperwork, blockchain verification, and legally binding contracts. Romance is officially dead.
  • Alien Spaceship Church Shooting – A Michigan man fires at a dome-shaped church after deciding it’s an alien craft. Police confirm: not religious hate, just regular insanity.
  • South African Rapist Gets Bitten – A would-be rapist suffers catastrophic genital damage after his pregnant victim bites back. Hospitals are put on alert.
  • Listener Audio & Voicemails – Explosive bowel-movement recordings, off-key karaoke legends, old-school Sextastic Tuesday reactions, musical voicemails, and unhinged political hot takes.

As always, Tim wraps things up with listener calls, classic sound drops, and reminders to spread the distortion.

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