On Today’s Show:
- A Space Force New Year’s message that promises lasers, moons, and maximum pew-pew dystopia
- Pornography-as-a-good-luck-charm to kick off 2025 (obviously)
- A tropical musical nightmare, murderous crustaceans, and Monday Night Movie: Claws for Alarm
- Faith radio goes completely off the rails
- Legal-sized bread is still happening (jingle included)
- A religious hotline caller spirals into demonic chaos—with help
- Kroger’s “all-American” pharmaceutical alternatives
- Lesbian folk music, pretzel murders, and matinee madness
- A rare Mom Henson appearance (some things are still sacred)
- AI identity crises, the Lesbian Council weighs in, and ChatGPT ruins a woman’s life
- Frankie McDonald vs. AI (plus outer space updates)
- Streamer trash getting yelled at by mom
- An airport meltdown over flying with multiple cats
- Two gloriously awful Florida Man stories to close out the year
- Voicemails, texts, AI prank calls, bowel-movement acoustics, and final 2025 reflections
🧠 Highlights & Bits
- Space Dystopia Cold Open: Happy New Year from orbit—ask your recruiter how
- Songs From Hell: Island boys, lesbian ballads, radio jingles, and AI-generated filth
- AI Abuse Corner: Frankie McDonald gets framed for crimes, warns the world about fake videos, and explains the universe
- Legal-Sized Bread Update: Marketing, execution, and the jingle singer behind rainbow bread returns
- Faith & Delusion: Prayer lines, demons on the phone, and bleach temptation
- Retail Rage: Airline policy meltdowns and holiday entitlement at cruising altitude
- Florida Wrap-Up: A wet wake-up molestation and a bell-ringer who chose violence
📞 Freak Interaction
- Listener texts, voicemail chaos, AI impersonations, and at least one call recorded mid-shit
- End-of-year shoutouts, holiday wishes, and deeply upsetting fan art
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🎉 Final Notes
Tim looks back on a wild, bit-heavy year fueled by sketches, songs, and creative misuse of AI—then signs off with gratitude, delirium, and cautious optimism for more mental breakdowns in 2026.
Thanks for making 2025 survivable, freaks. Happy 2026.
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