🎧Episode Summary

• Intro & Teasers: Live streamer exposed as pedo; Grow your pubic bush for confidence (ancient Chinese secret); Faking orgasm during arrest; Setting people on fire for stolen thoughts.
• Great Moments in 911: 11-year-old kid calls about dogs stuck mating; Dispatcher explains biology and suggests spaying/neutering.
• Live Stream Drama: Streamer Lakari accidentally leaks notepad with lolicon, child porn, and bestiality links. Old clips show him admitting to liking “lollies.” He blames a virus or friend Mizkiv (who threatens lawsuit). Panics about Texas laws, talks deleting hard drives (3TB of hentai). Moderators quit; Audience trolls with TTS “pedophile” donations. Updates promised.
• Will Blunderfield Update: Gay antics include calling pubic hair “wee-wee fur” for bravery (Chinese medicine). Smells his “population paste” (semen); Rubs it in as cologne to attract women. Masturbation called a “ritual.”
• Police Body Cam Footage: Drunk woman crashes into magnolia tree, flees. Arrested, she’s combative, flirty, fakes orgasm moans, tries kissing cop. Kicks in cruiser. Charged with DUI, etc., but most dropped after traffic school (rich privilege?).
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• News Stories:
  • Tacoma: Andrew Cole Keane stabs 3 roommates, sets fires in sober home, accusing them of stealing his “thoughts and emotions.” Victims burned/stabbed; Keane arrested, $1M bail.
  • Florida: Austin Simmons throws open ketchup packet at man checking on him (passed out). Felony battery due to prior; Cocaine found. Up to 5 years possible.
• 4HarryCunt Texts: Mead’s sad AI-generated “girlfriend” pic (ratty shirt vs. her fancy dress). Comments mock AI shadows. Suggestion for Tim on Cameo (declined; prefers sponsorships).
• Voicemails:
  • Davide: Thanks for tech help switching to Android/Sideshow (blames Greg from Austin).
  • Lee Stassel: Tim’s desensitized to egg-in-dick video; Asks what still shocks him (maybe dead animal guts?).
  • Bunny: Full-circle with Bad Dragon dildo (cum lube squirter) bought by furry fuck buddy. Inspired by old DV segments; Breeding kink tease.

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