🎧Episode Summary
Happy almost-Valentine’s Day, freaks. Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of deranged internet music, furry incest porn, public racism meltdowns, and two perfectly disgusting criminal cases.
On Today’s Show:
- 🎵 Music Is Apparently Transphobic Now
A viral debate claims traditional choir terms like tenor, bass, and baritone cause gender dysphoria. Tim attempts to understand it, fails immediately, and calls for a trans listener to explain how renaming “bass” to “low” actually changes anything. - 🤘 Tainted Broth Fixes Another Song
A cringey trans “anthem” is reborn as an eight-minute face-melting metal track thanks to DV’s resident musical saviors. The result: endless screaming about uteruses, hysterectomies, and accidental charity fundraising potential. - 🐺 Furry Stepsister Porn: The Missing Pills
A truly cursed piece of furry porn involving stolen birth control, sibling rivalry, awkward yiffing logistics, and cartoonish moaning. Tim explains why furry porn is uniquely uncomfortable—and why staying “in character” matters. - 🎤 Furry Rap Is Still Bad
A fur-suited rapper delivers horny bars, fur-sona bragging, and mating-call energy while twerking in costume. Screenshots promised. Regrets guaranteed. - 💅 Racist Nail Salon Meltdown
A woman commits fully to a fake Asian accent while harassing nail salon workers, refuses to stop the bit, then calmly sits down like nothing happened. - ✈️ Southwest Airlines Loses Patience
A screaming mother claims her child needs surgery—but police say the meltdown actually started over an overweight bag and old luggage tags. Racist slurs seal her fate and earn her an arrest instead of a boarding pass. - 🏫 Illinois Daycare Laxative Scandal
A daycare worker allegedly gave chewable laxatives to toddlers—calling them “candy”—so kids would be sent home and she could get a break. Parents report weeks of diarrhea. Charges follow. - 🎻 British Violinist Convicted of Cyberflashing
A professional musician sent hundreds of unsolicited explicit images to women online, landing himself a suspended prison sentence and a decade on the sex offender registry. Drugs were blamed. The judge was unimpressed.
💘 Valentine’s Day Episode Sponsorship:
DV listener Leo sponsors the episode as a Valentine’s gift for his very gay, very longtime listener boyfriend Greg, complete with furry porn, insults, and love. Truly romantic.
📚 Sextastic Tuesday Classic Returns:
At Greg’s request, Tim revisits the legendary fan-fiction porno featuring Professor X and President John Adams, proving that no historical figure—or X-Man—is safe.
📞 Voicemails & Texts:
- Gray sweatpants dick outlines
- Washing (or not washing) the bottoms of your feet
- Blind poop-obsessed Bob grows more desperate
- Jingle submissions for Text for Harry Cunt
- Butterbell grievances
- Grammar rage (“hanged” vs. “hung”)
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