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Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts

February 23, 20263 min read

🎧Episode Summary

On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line.


🎧 Show Highlights

  • The legendary Corn Nuts “Bust-A-Nut” campaign — including a rarely heard “banned” version.
  • Other chaotic ads from the same agency (Slim Jim Man, homicidal beef jerky commercial).
  • Listener Diane inspires a Tainted Broth cover of Tim Henson’s Tranny Adventure (full track at the end of the episode).
  • Tim reflects on LGBTQ terminology debates, scented candle addiction, and Lord Douche’s lighter confiscation policy.

🤡 Internet Insanity

  • Steven Dawson (Ding Dong Baby) returns with a “sexy snake pancake” seduction attempt featuring ass-focused choreography and accidental flatulence.
  • Fundamentalist preacher Steven Anderson explains why consent apparently doesn’t exist in marriage (yikes).
  • Drunk incel meltdown audio: rejected guy declares war on women everywhere.

📰 Distorted News

  • Triple Penis Discovery: UK researchers document an extremely rare case of trifalia found during a cadaver dissection — the man likely never knew he had two extra internal shafts.
  • Bear-Maced at Waffle House: Tennessee man sues after a confrontation with security allegedly led to chemical spray, a stun gun, and zip-tie restraints while he was waiting for food. Trial set for 2027.

📱 4 Hairy Cunt Text Line

  • A DV historian uncovers ancient late-90s show references (Tim wants those recordings!).
  • Butter Bell updates continue.
  • Someone sends a video of themselves taking a dump (relationship tension included).

☎️ Voicemails

  • Choir terminology outrage commentary.
  • A wife checks her husband’s phone and finds Tim’s deleted dick pics.
  • Canadian freak meetup karaoke chaos.
  • Marketplace seller accidentally meets a guy building vampire-hunting kits.

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