ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Compulsively Eating Cornstarch

The Nigerian Lottery Can’t Be A Scam, Can It?

Drunk Redneck Wants Be a Police Officer

Suing For Emotional Distress Due To Lost Porn

Eating Food So Somebody Else Doesn’t Have To

Pedophile Twinsies

 

Our New Post Office Box Address!

Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209

BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY:

Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page

Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow