On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| My Bloody Toenail | 2:19.592 |
| My Special Soda Delivery | 3:38.077 |
| Sagittarius Shawty Has A Hairy Face and Probably Herpes | 7:59.666 |
| Reviewing Sex Toys And Banging Thai Lady Boys | VISIT HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL | 15:00.333 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! superfreaksideshow.com | 29:17.425 |
| New Coronavirus Symptom: Only Smelling Rancid Meat | 30:14.000 |
| Obsessed Man Jizzed In Woman’s Honey | 36:45.000 |
| A Deranged News Anchor And A Horny Cheating Mayor | 43:43.974 |
| Voicemails 206-666-4463 / Ending | 49:29.000 |
