On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| A Brotherly Talk About Ejaculate | 1:01.085 |
| Storming Congress | 4:47.797 |
| Gooning Out With The Head Bater | 6:44.755 |
| Linda Finkle Nominee: I Like The Cum In My Girl | 11:54.000 |
| More About My Brady Bunch Song Audition | 13:26.833 |
| Analyzing TV Shows To Spot Reptilians And Serpent People | 16:10.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 19:54.000 |
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