On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Financial Wizrd Tim Henson Checking In | 2:36.018 |
| A New Sissyboy Appears! | 6:31.693 |
| A Sad Lonely Man Getting Scammed By A Hot Ukranian | 11:35.333 |
| The Granny Tranny Strokes Back! | 22:24.000 |
| I Can’t Do This Without You! Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 27:46.971 |
| Anal Swabbing | 30:04.250 |
| Cooking Up Stray Dogs For Your Kids | 36:53.519 |
| Bernie Sanders Mitten Porn / No Fucking Keanu Reeves | 42:08.625 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 48:47.184 |
