On Today’s Episode:
- 💨 Cropdusting Catastrophe: A woman claims her ex-boyfriend’s fart gave her a sinus infection… for seven years.
- 💀 Clone Boning & Anti-Semitic Sci-Fi Rock: Listener Miss May shares the unhinged musical stylings of conspiracy nutjob John North Wright.
- ♞ Transgender Twitch Meltdown: A live-stream chess session goes from wholesome to holy shit when Dad accidentally outs his daughter to the pizza guy.
- 🚗 Tim Gets a New Whip: Meet the “Daewoo Creeper” — part car, part folding chair, all Korean death trap.
- 😡 Pimp Scam Texts & Sovereign Citizens: A cartel enforcer wants his ho money, and a sovereign citizen gets window-blasted by cops.
- 🎤 Metal Frontman Sued for Vomit Attack: Because what’s a show without a little splash zone?
🎙 Featured Audio:
- 🤡 Andrew Tate says books are for nerds (and the court says 21 felony charges are for Tate).
- 🧠 “I Just Wanna F*ck Your Young Clone” — outsider music that’s weird even for DV.
- 🚔 Cops take down a “not-for-hire” vegetable oil-fueled sovereign citizen after 27 minutes of polite refusals and window smashing.
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00:00:00 Introduction 03:07:15 Happy Biopsy Day To Mom! 04:21:18 Officially Driving My New 2025 Daewoo Creeper SX 1 Wheel Drive 11:24:14 Scam Texts From Drug Cartels And Pimps 14:20:09 I Just Want To F**K Your Clone 17:25:13 A Soverign Citizen Traffic Stop 25:53:08 Trans Chess Livestream With Dad Goes Wrong 35:33:21 Sideshow Deals Galore! 36:54:09 Audio Of Andrew Tate TreatIng His Ladies…Poorly 42:41:02 Shorties Are Pissed You Can Filter Tinder Dates By Height 47:17:19 Farting E. Coli Up Your Girlfriend’s Nose 51:02:11 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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