On Today’s Show:
🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025
💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising!
On today’s show:
- 🇯🇵 We revisit the legendary “Zui King English” program where Japanese gymnasts teach important English phrases like “I have a bad case of diarrhea” and “Thank you for spanking me, queen.” Educational AND arousing.
- 💌 Paying the Island Boys to congratulate your daughter on her first yeast infection. It’s weird, it’s Cameo, it’s Distorted View.
- 📈 Science says penises are getting bigger year-over-year. Possible cause? Microplastics, Ozempic, or God’s delayed apology for the 2008 recession.
- ☠️ A new funeral trend: dissolve grandma like a bag of jasmine rice! Alkaline hydrolysis may soon be legal in the UK.
- 🧃 Liquid Death water is apparently cursed and opens demonic portals. Just ask DJ Tanner.
- 🎵 Whitney Houston karaoke but make it unholy: we sample a drunk bar patron’s eardrum-shattering tribute.
- 💩 Tito Santana gives surprisingly sage advice to a man who shit himself on a date.
💩 Plus:
- Tim promotes his hit poop anthem “Pooh Time” from Pure Hypochondria
- Listener voicemails on overpriced fast food, free chemo drug samples, and relationships built on the foundation of Distorted View filth.
🧠 Quote of the Day:
“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy
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