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Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

July 11, 20255 min read

On Today’s Show:

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025

Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s celebrate with some of the most pungent, pissy, and profane clips we’ve collected.

🧼 On Today’s Episode:

💸 Livestream Begging Goes Full Yeast Infection:
Meet Sheiky, a thumb-sucking, ball-scratching trans sex worker pulling in up to $10K a month on Facebook Live… for doing absolutely nothing. That’s right — she’s just sitting there, scratching what she calls her “pussy,” but we all know it’s her balls. Bonus: she offers top-tier dating advice like “scratch your man’s balls to keep him around.”

🛫 Modern-Day Rosa Parks Tries to Jack a First-Class Seat:
A woman decides she’s had enough of coach and simply plops down in first class. When questioned, she compares herself to Rosa Parks and claims racial profiling. Cue the entitled freak-out and the inevitable deplaning. You’re not “elevating the conversation,” lady — you’re just getting kicked off the flight.

🚐 RV Sex Crime Caper:
West Virginia couple busted mid-coitus in a stolen RV. Cops say she was literally riding him cowgirl style while driving. Bonus charges include drugs, DUI, and indecent exposure. Guess that RV really stood for “Reckless Vagging.”

📼 Mead Skelton vs. Satanic AI:
Mead once again reaches out to Tim to complain about AI cover songs — which he believes were created by satanic adrenochrome junkies. Also, Mead suspects he was hit on at a library by a homosexual with great taste in hoodies and Velcro shoes. Later, he gushes over a beautiful Chick-fil-A coworker who once gave him a high-five. That’s basically foreplay in Meadspeak.

🚪 TikTok Teens Try to Get Shot:
A new social media “prank” — the Door Kick Challenge — leads to two teens getting arrested in Florida. Sheriff issues warning: “In this state, you kick the wrong door and you’ll meet the Castle Doctrine… and a shotgun.”

💩 Tim’s Pooping on Stilts:
Tim gets hyped for a toilet seat riser for his mom and considers taking it for a test drive himself. Because if your feet don’t dangle while pooping, are you even living?

📦 Voicemails:
Listeners check in with reactions to the stealthing gloryhole episode, Tim’s mom update, and the Mead metal tribute tracks. Plus: Ad placement complaints, Velcro shoe confessions, and a dark mom death pool joke (too soon, man).


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🪦 Today’s Themes:

  • ✨Pussy Itch E-Begging
  • ✈️ Racial Entitlement Meltdown
  • 🛻 Redneck Sex Crimes
  • 🤖 Satanic AI Hysteria
  • 🦶 Velcro Shoe Trauma
  • 🚪 Gen Z Getting Shot at Doors
  • 🧻 Poop Elevation Experiments

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