🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret
💥 On Today’s Show:
- 💉 Roofied by Red Bull – Meade Skelton’s Chick-fil-A crush gets Cosby-coded after one too many energy drinks.
- 🧠 Great Moments in Church Sermons – Soccer is for queers, says one unhinged preacher in a homophobic homily.
- 🤢 Do Asians Smell Like Doritos? – Meade’s nose racism spirals out of control on message boards.
- 🧸 Cop Finds Creepy Collection – A Louisiana man calls the cops and ends up arrested for his child-sized sex dolls.
- 🇷🇺 Moving to Russia for “Freedom” – American dad ditches U.S. over “LGBTQ indoctrination” and is rewarded with a one-way trip to the Ukrainian front.
- 🏳️🌈 The Pride Flag Has Been Updated Again – Now featuring buttholes, bananas, and feathers. Tim’s done being gay.
💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:
Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue.
🔥 Featured Audio & Segments:
- 🎹 Meade Fit and Lean: Unrequited love, hand-touching orgasms, and racist rants about inter-racial dating. (Also, apparently, exercise?)
- 💩 Will Blunderfield Enlightens from the Toilet: Fart-sniffing on a squatty potty is the latest spiritual awakening.
- 🗣️ Snatch Preacher Returns: A holy man obsessed with the word “snatch” helps us all see the light (and maybe the labia).
- 📞 Voicemails: Vladimir Putin infiltrates the party line, a caller educates us on probable cause, and we reminisce about norm-core pig slave Norm Somerton.
🖼️ Featured Image:
The Progress Pride Flag 2025 Edition – now with bonus feathers exploding out of a rectal ring.
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