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Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

October 31, 20255 min read

On Today’s Show:

Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member)

Cold Open

  • The Clip Keeper ushers in a dreadful Halloween edition.
  • Ad Parody:Berry Papa Bawa cereal (General Farm Foods) — marshmallow bat-wings, alkyl nitrate toy surprise, and 100% daily Vitamin D with every… thrust.
    • Lore drop: Papa Bawa (“bat wing”) — a modern Tanzanian shape-shifting demon with a sulfur reek, fixated on anal violation and publicizing his deeds.

Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly)

  • Tim plans a co-host; Satan pops in, bails for “family therapy,” actually appearing on The Latronda Brown Show.
  • Talk-Show Meltdown Sketch:
    • Satan’s teen daughter Kayla calls Dad a basement-dwelling spaz; Satan pleads “this is who I am” (devil’s gonna devil).
    • Surprise reveal: Satan’s “girlfriend” is… Richard Simmons. Say-Say is living his truth.
    • Real issue: Dad forgot to sic demons on Kayla’s rival Renee before all-star cheer nationals; Satan promises creative evisceration. Healing begins. Latronda teases “Down Syndrome Makeover Monday.”

Holiday Hellfire

  • Religious Anti-Halloween Rant: “Sin, disease, and sickness!” (Tim: calm down, Pastor Candy Corn.)
  • “White Men Are the Real Victims” Bro Clip:
    • Soft-voiced trad-guy laments Ivy Leagues, Fortune 500s, “heritage Americans.”
    • Tim clocks the whine, then the pivot: “women are atrocious today” → Tim’s parody pitch to reconsider sodomites.

Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault”

  • TikToker claims SA after leaving food, peeking through an open door, seeing a man asleep pants-down.
  • Tim’s take: creepy? yes. Assault? no. Also: filming inside someone’s home = TOS problems.
  • Comments roast the poster; most responders (including women) push back on the “SA” framing.

News Buffet (Short & Twisted)

  1. Meta vs. Strike 3 Holdings — porn downloads & AI training
    • Strike 3 alleges ~2,400 adult titles pulled via Meta’s network/proxies to train a video model; damages could top $350M.
    • Meta: employees/contractors probably downloaded for personal use; internal policy forbids explicit training data; timing predates current multimodal work.
    • Tim does the math (bad headline averages vs. real totals), concludes: across tens of thousands of employees, 28 videos/month enterprise-wide is… minuscule. Also coins the call-in moniker “Ropes of Nut.”
  2. Homemade Chloroform, Elvis, and Manslaughter (NY)
    • Ronald Ryer, 71 gets 5–15 years (plus concurrent tampering sentence) for the April 2024 death of Thomas “TJ” Kreider, 40 — an Elvis tribute artist and Star Trek set tour guide — after repeated chloroform doses during sex.
    • Ryer waited days, did errands, hit a solar eclipse party, then called police. Judge: “You took an oath to do no harm” (Ryer has medical background).

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  • Listener texts/topics: Dr Pepper distribution drama (Mr. Pibb comeback & bottling rights), conspiracy that Lord Douche is an anagram (“culo hedor”), and AI Mead nudes with a belly-unibrow glitch.
00:00:05 Introduction
00:24:02 Berry Popobawas!
02:05:24 Theme / Today’s Sponsor
03:49:14 The Bat Winged Demon That Wants To Anally Violate You
07:39:12 A Visit From Satan!
09:44:13 The Latronda Brown Show – “Girl, Get You Some Family Therapy!”
18:35:07 Religious Nuttiness: Halloween Is Evil / Women Are Whores
22:22:08 Nosey Woman Sees Dick, Screams “Sexual Assault”
27:52:24 Support DV!
29:02:06 Feeding MILF Porn To Train AI
33:56:20 Who Else Has A Gay, Elvis, Chloroform Kink?
38:05:04Voicemails/Texts: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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