On Today’s Show:
Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go rogue on camera.
On today’s show:
- Tim remembers his stint in AOL’s cancellation department, the shady “free months” retention scam, and how every job he’s ever had has been a bait-and-switch (including pushing carts in the rain at Walmart instead of playing with electronics).
- Meet Rachel: a filthy, rage-filled TikTok/OnlyFans “star” who lets her dogs piss and shit all over the apartment, saves the evidence in bags, admits to kicking one of them, and even smears dog feces all over her own face on stream—while insisting she’s the victim.
- Animal control, cops, eviction, and a “housing crisis” all collide as Rachel explains why her dogs never go outside, why her floor is a biohazard, and why what she really needs is “a big juicy dick” instead of mental health care.
- Local news discovers (20 years late) that neo-Nazis are using video chat sites to target kids: Tim riffs on a Chatroulette-style white-supremacist creep harassing children of color, recruiting white boys, and screaming slurs in public with his GDL buddies and “mud shark” signs.
- From the Midwest: an Iowa man stands on the shoulder of two different interstates flashing his junk at morning and afternoon commuters because his life felt “blah” and he wanted “a little excitement.”
- Tech hell: Jmail, a cursed web project that recreates Gmail so you can log in as Jeffrey Epstein and search thousands of scanned emails—including that now-viral message about Trump, Putin, and “photos of Trump blowing Bubba.”
- Listener texts & voicemails: lazy-eye questions, ancient DV prank calls from the Real Talk era, devil-worshipper phone listings, and a breakdown of how Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point machine was quietly rewiring conservative youth politics before he died.
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| 02:10:03 | America Online Customer Service Scam |
| 07:24:01 | Tiktard Lets Dog Pee And Poop In The House |
| 23:45:07 | Nazi’s Recruiting Children On Video Chat Sites/Apps |
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Transcript (AI – May Contain Errors)
Tim Henson
Hey freaks, it’s Monday, November 24th, 2025 Coming up on the program today Snearing dog shit on your face to prove a point And that point is, you’re insane Plus, recruiting the next generation of Nazis on Chatroulette Whizzing past cock and balls on your morning commute And you can now access Jeffrey Epstein’s email account All coming up today Distorted View Daily Proudly presents Great moments in America Online Cancellation Calls.
Audio
Cancel the account, please. Well, explain to me what’s… I’m not explaining anything to you. Cancel the account. Well, what’s the matter, Rance? I’m just trying to help here. You’re not helping me. You’re helping me with me. I am trying to help. Okay. Listen, I called to cancel the account. Helping me would be canceling the account. Please help me. No, I wouldn’t, actually. Cancel my account. Cancel the account. The worst thing that… Cancel the account. Cancel the account. Cancel the account. When I say cancel the account, I don’t mean help me figure out how to keep it. I mean cancel the account. I don’t know what anybody’s done to you, Vincent. You’re annoying the shit out of me. That’s what you’re doing to me. Cancel the account, please. That goes both ways, my friend. Good. Can you please cancel the account? All right. Someday, when you calm down, you’re going to realize all I was trying to do was help you, and it was actually in your best interest to listen. Wonderful. Okay, yeah, great. Not when that epiphany happens, then you should just call back.
Audio
It’s Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
Audio
Oh, it’s shit all over your face, baby. That’s the best way to do it.
Audio
I’m not quite sure why I’m here or what I’m doing. We are drinking other people’s abortions. Wait a minute.
Tim Henson
Yes, hey, Freaks. Tim back here with you to start a new week of programs. You heard the guy trying to cancel his AOL account and the customer service rep unwilling to do so. That was literally my job. I worked for America Online. I’ve talked about this on the show before, but I was that guy trying to convince you to stay on America Online. Now, when I got the job, they told me it was more of an IT thing. Like, you’ll be helping people troubleshoot. That’s how they sold me on this, right? In the job listing. Like, are you into computers? Good at troubleshooting? Join the largest internet service provider, America Online. It was a real bait. Pretty much every job I’ve ever taken has been a bait and switch deal. My very first job was at Walmart. And I was interested because it was an opening in the electronics department. And I was a big nerd. I like TVs. I like video games. I like computers, you know. So I go there and they’re like, yeah, yeah, we’ll put you in the electronics department after your train. And for the next five months, I was out in the fucking rain collecting carts and cleaning menstrual blood off the seats of the women’s restroom. They had absolutely no plans to move me to electronics. I took the job with America Online at a very busy time for the cancellation department. It’s like, I don’t know how many users America Online had, but like at the height of its popularity, let’s say they had 28 million users. It was right at that plateau, that moment where it just started to tick downward. People were getting broadband, not using dial-up, so we were getting a lot of calls to cancel. You know, if the job really was just to take phone calls and cancel people’s memberships, that would be fine. But it was all about trying to retain them as members in any possible way you could, including lying to the people. We had the ability. I had so much power at America Online. I had the ability to credit users accounts. Right. I could give them free months. And so it was quickly discovered that the easiest way to retain a member and get them off the phone in the fastest amount of time possible is to just say you’re going to cancel their account, but then don’t cancel their account. give them a couple months free so their credit cards aren’t charged. They look at their statements for the next couple months, they don’t see any AOL charges, and then they forget about it. Month three or four comes along, and those AOL charges reappear. The user might not notice at first that the AOL charges have come back up because they’re not really looking for it, but eventually they do notice, and at that point, when they call back to cancel, ten times more pissed than the first time, they’re probably going to get someone else on the line. You’re not going to have to deal with it. Plus, because you retained the member, the numbers look good for you. I don’t think I was ever that deceitful, but I did get phone calls from people who thought they had canceled their AOL membership. And by the time it got to me, they are very, very pissed. Like I said, I’ve mentioned my AOL employment many times on the podcast. It’s just funny. listening back to that phone call, I recognized the tactics we were supposed to use. Like, remind people how much they use America Online.
Audio
Last year was 540, last month was 545 hours of use.
Tim Henson
Why would you want to cancel America Online, something you use so much, hundreds of hours? Well, probably because at this point, there were dozens of other internet service providers out there, and they’re all cheaper than America Online. There’s another part where the employee was like, So do you use America Online for business or pleasure trying to fish for information? Like if the guy said, oh, I use it for business. The next question would be like, what line of work are you in? And the guy’s like, I’m a stock trader. Oh, America Online has the largest stock portal with real time stock information and free trades. I mean, you know, anything to get you to stay. Again, I wasn’t even with America Online that long. It was definitely less than a year. I got stock options, though. The good thing about me quitting before AOL hit rock bottom was that even though my stock did not fully vest, as they say, I still got like 300 bucks. That was a nice surprise in the mail. That’s the only time I ever owned stock. Aside from, you know, messing around with Robinhood, you know, that app where I bought the McDermott stock, that whole debacle. I don’t know. I got it in my head that I was going to be a big stock trader. And I read one article and it mentioned McDermott. I’m like, that’s my stock. I got on this podcast and I said, freaks, I am a financial wizard. I put all my money in McDermott. I only put like $100 in McDermott or something. I don’t remember. But it quickly went down. And then down even further. I’m pretty sure at this point, McDermott is delisted from the New York Stock Exchange or Dow or FTSE 500. I don’t even know what the names of these stock things are anymore. The NASDAQ, whatever. It doesn’t matter. Listen, that’s neither here nor there. I do have a great program for you. Today, I would like to introduce you to a new Tiktard. I kind of feel like we’re getting in on the ground floor on this one because I was watching some of her live streams that have been previously recorded, and they only had like four people watching live. There is a Discord for her that only has like 100 people subscribed. And I got to say thanks to a listener who texted me on our 4HairyCunt line. This is from the 365 area code. He or she writes, here’s a crazy tick-tard for you. You need to get the Discord people on it to get content for you. She’s so vile, her accounts get banned as fast as she creates them. So why is she so vile? Or I guess a better question is, how is she so vile? Well, she apparently lives in absolute filth. Here is just one moment from her live stream.
Audio
Oh my God, guys, look at this. Look at this guys Like look at this and I’m walking through like puddles of pee in my bare feet Like I can take anything, okay? Like I promise you I can handle
Tim Henson
Anything You know, I have pets They’ve had accidents I’ve had to clean up my fair share of piss and shit And vomit and god knows what else What threw up the big red flag is that she just decided to walk through the piss in her bare feet The thing, though, that I learned after watching that video was the dog never goes outside. It does all of its pissing and shitting inside the house.
Audio
Here’s a clip from another live stream over the fucking floor. OK, this is piss because I literally cannot take this dog outside for fear of getting evicted and losing my home.
Tim Henson
All right. I’m pretty sure her apartment does not allow dogs. the landlord or management company has seen the dog shit in the yard and confronted her about it. They’re like, you don’t pick up the dog shit. You’re not allowed to have dogs. This is a real problem. So how she’s rectifying the situation is by just keeping the dog in the house to do all of its pissing and shitting. Now, when an apartment complex or a landlord does not allow pets, this is what they’re worried about. It’s not so much the turds outside. Although you should pick up your dog’s crap. They’re worried about the cost associated with having the dog inside of the house, whether it be the dog chewing up furniture and walls and flooring to the soiling of carpets with piss and shit. The smells. Oh, God, the smells. So the way she’s trying to keep from being evicted is actually going to cause her to get evicted even faster.
Audio
Being evicted and losing my home. so I can’t take her outside. So I have bags and bags of towels. Here’s her shit right here. She is not allowed to go shit outside. Okay? Towels, pee towels everywhere. There’s fucking bags.
Tim Henson
My theory is that she’s just, she’s a bad dog owner, but also very lazy. She doesn’t want to pick up her dog’s shit outside. She probably also doesn’t want to have to take out her dog multiple times a day. So she’s concocted this whole thing in her head where she’s like, look, the only way I am not going to get evicted is if I keep my dog indoors and just let him piss and shit all over the house. That’s the best thing I could do to protect myself. When in reality, she knows she’s lazy. She just doesn’t want to have to take care of the dog.
Audio
Fucking bags of towels full of piss because this dog cannot go outside. It’s disgusting. So they’re mad. Okay, my dog does not shit outside. She doesn’t go outside. So this is all. My dog has a shitty fucking life. My dog has a shitty fucking life. Because these motherfuckers. Because I have a lawsuit. Okay, because my dog had his throat ripped open. So. Yeah. no she is i can’t take her for a walk she has disabilities dogs don’t like her
Tim Henson
that’s not a disability that’s you you not socializing the dog properly other dogs other
Audio
dogs don’t like her do not like her because of her disability in the wild dogs don’t recognize disability like that disability in the wild she would be attacked and killed so no i cannot i cannot take her outside so my dog has a life my dog has a life and i can’t i have never been able to afford a lawyer now that i’m doing porn i maybe i will be able to afford a lawyer now
Tim Henson
there’s another detail about our girl rachel here she’s doing only fans content well by the way i I don’t know if you can tell by her voice, but she is not someone you would want to see naked. This is not someone you would search out. I will make a photo of her today’s featured image over there at distortedview.com and superfreaksideshow.com. I’m not going to make it chapter artwork, and that’s for a good reason. Also, warning, don’t look at her photo yet. Don’t go to distortedview.com or superfreaksideshow.com yet. There’s another twist to this story that you need to know going into this.
Audio
So now that I’m fucking for money or doing porn for money, I can probably hire a lawyer now. But I have no money for a lawyer. So there is shit and piss all over my floor. Okay. Everywhere. So because. Yeah. So it’s a lot. It’s a fucking lot.
Tim Henson
I noticed she’s not cleaning up any of the piss and shit. She’s showing it on camera. There are just piles of shit everywhere throughout her house.
Audio
so yeah there’s shit there’s fucking piss towels it’s all over my house so yeah I can’t unfortunately we’re in a housing crisis that’s what happens so
Tim Henson
did I was I blaming this all on the housing crisis upset I don’t know if I have to even say this but I feel like she is a bad dog owner for more reasons than just letting her dog pee and poop all over the house it looks like she actually has Two dogs, one named Scout. Scouty, did I kick you too hard? That’s not the one. Well, maybe that is the one that pisses and shits in the house. I don’t know. I think they both do.
Audio
I don’t kick Scouty. I do kick Gracie.
Tim Henson
Gracie’s the one that has problem, disabilities. I wonder why.
Audio
Kick this dog right here. I don’t kick Scouty. Scouty’s too delicate for that. Scouty is too delicate to be.
Tim Henson
Gracie knows how to take a punch. Kicked. By the way, people have called animal control or animal protective services on this woman multiple times. That’s why I feel okay playing this clip.
Audio
Gracie, on the other hand, is a piece of fucking shit.
Tim Henson
That is something she says frequently about her dog. Fucking piece of shit, dog. She’s currently upset with it because it knocked over a glass full of milk.
Audio
She just won’t fucking die. She just won’t fucking stop. This is every fucking day of my life.
Tim Henson
So the dog is licking up the milk from the broken cup or glass.
Audio
Every fucking day. Every fucking day.
Tim Henson
Again, she’s not cleaning up the broken glass. So the dog is licking up the milk around the glass, probably ingesting some shards. I just can’t make her stop.
Audio
Not a care in the fucking world.
Tim Henson
Like all good U-tards, the police have to get involved all the time. I don’t know why this guy was called in. There’s not a lot of backstory here, but Rachel, her name is Rachel. I don’t know if I mentioned that. Rachel has to explain why the smell is so strong in her apartment. The cop is wearing a mask so he can breathe.
Audio
I have to. Yeah. My landlord is accusing me of eating dog shit outside. So I don’t bring my dog out. She pees on the floor and poops on the floor. so I’m being evicted for even though she pees inside.
Tim Henson
No, not even though she pees inside. That’s probably one of the reasons why you’re being evicted. That’s a legit reason to be evicted.
Audio
For even though she pees inside, and so I’m going through a lawsuit. So every time she peeps inside, I have to save it, and I have to show them that I’ve been…
Audio
Yeah, yeah.
Audio
It’s fucking ridiculous. So anyway, that’s why there’s piss all over the floor, because I can’t let my dog go outside because…
Audio
They don’t accept dogs in the company?
Audio
Yeah, but they say that I leave my dog shit outside, which I do not. So they don’t like me. They’re trying to evict me. Oh, okay. So I don’t let her poop outside. I don’t let her go outside at all. She just pees on the floor and poops on the floor, and then I save it up as evidence for them that she’s pooping. It’s ridiculous. It’s absolutely absurd.
Tim Henson
It’s absolutely just… I think, you know, if you wanted to go that route, like, I don’t know if that’s an effective way to prove your case, but, like, you could probably just take pictures of the poop and then clean it up rather than save it all in bags and bring it to court. That’s interesting.
Audio
So, anyway. You know, maybe, you know, rents has increased everywhere. Right, that’s why.
Audio
Right, exactly. And that’s why. And I’m like, you know what? Nope.
Audio
That’s what you do sometimes.
Audio
Yeah, and so, yeah, we are…
Tim Henson
I have no idea why this guy is patronizing her.
Audio
so now I haven’t let my dog out in weeks and I’m being evicted for letting her out to poop but she hasn’t even been outside. I don’t even let her go outside because I can’t lose my home.
Tim Henson
It’s hard to make her argument make sense, right? Like wrap your mind around this. It’s clear to everyone why you’re being evicted. Again, I’m not sure exactly who that guy was, if he was a cop or a handyman, maintenance, someone from animal control. I don’t know. She got along with him pretty well. That’s not always the case when it comes to cops. Here is one interaction where she wasn’t so friendly with the police. I’m guessing because the apartment complex called the cops on her. She loses her mind, starts acting crazy, and the cop asks what he can do to help. Maybe call a mental health professional? Maybe a female police officer? Rachel here is very blunt. Are they going to fuck me?
Audio
The answer is no. then no, I don’t need that. I need a fucking orgasm. I need a fucking dick in my cunt to make me feel better.
Tim Henson
Rachel would like to know if that is a service your office provides.
Audio
That’s what I fucking need right now. Okay? No one’s going to pay my bills for me. No one’s going to help me with my medical situation. Nobody’s going to help me. Okay? So what I need help with, I’m not getting. So the next best thing is to fucking get laid. Okay? That’ll help me for 20 minutes. Have you ever been fucked? Feels good for a while. Doesn’t fix your problems. Doesn’t fucking fix everything, but for fucking an hour or two, it’s fucking feeling good. Then the endorphins stay in your body for a few more hours.
Tim Henson
The cop really doesn’t know how to respond. He’s just sort of staring at her like, I can’t believe this is a real person.
Audio
Okay, so I don’t do it. That’s it. I’m waiting to get fucked, and you guys are actually, like, literally in my way. I haven’t broken the law. I have asked for help numerous times. So that’s it. We’re fucking done. Oh, my fucking God. The patronizing. Go look at your fucking notes. go look at the fucking notes.
Audio
I’m here with you right now, so tell me what kind of help are we looking for?
Audio
You are so fucking patronizing it makes me want to fucking puke.
Audio
I’m just here to help you.
Audio
No, you’re really fucking not. You’re really fucking not.
Audio
So what’s your plans for the evening?
Audio
To get fucked. To have a big fucking juicy dick in my fucking snatch. That’s my fucking plan.
Tim Henson
That’s when I fell in love with Rachel.
Audio
The dick?
Tim Henson
Yeah, tell me more about this juicy cock that you want inside of you.
Audio
Hopefully it’s going to be huge.
Audio
The feces situation.
Audio
Is that illegal? No, you’re just curious. Well, you’re not curious enough. Fuck off. I’ve had so much enough of you. I’m fucking done with you.
Audio
Can we take you to the hospital?
Audio
Oh, fuck you. I’m trying to help you. Fuck you. Don’t be a fucking idiot. Are you a doctor? Are you a medical professional?
Audio
I don’t want to take anyone if you’d like.
Audio
You’re a fucking moron.
Tim Henson
Does it look like she needs to go to the doctor? No, she needs to get fucked by a big, fat, juicy cock. I already told you what she needs. By the way, look at the featured image now over there at DistortedView.com and SuperFreakSajah.com and tell me if you think she needs mental help. For those of you that don’t want to look at the picture, what you’ll see is our girl Rachel here covering her face in dog feces. Yeah, that really did happen. I wish I had the whole live stream where this is from. Unfortunately, I have just a few seconds of it. Here she is spreading the feces on her face.
Audio
So I’ve been saving up this poop.
Tim Henson
So. I thought, why not put it to good use? I thought she was saving this for evidence. You’ve tampered with it now. It’s so funny. After this happened, people in the Discord and in chat That counted how many days Rachel went without taking a shower. And also wearing the same shirt that she’s wearing in this poop smear video. It was like a week. And then even afterwards when she would put on the shirt. Or even other shirts. People could point out like oh there’s a shit stain. There’s more poop on her clothes. Like she is a disgusting vile woman. Also in general she’s just not very pleasant. But you know when she’s responding to chat comments. are telling stories.
Audio
Are you still confused?
Tim Henson
A lot of people express confusion in the chat like, is this a real person? Is this stage?
Audio
Fucking useless human being. You fucking useless piece of shit. What’s the fucking confusion?
Tim Henson
Hey, at least she’s cleaning. Jesus.
Audio
Jesus fucking Christ.
Tim Henson
Doing dishes. Never thought I’d see Rachel. Tidy up the house. Not the floor, where all the shit’s at, though. You fucking ignorant piece of shit.
Audio
What’s the fucking confusion? What’s the fucking confusion?
Tim Henson
You watch me like I’m a fucking joke. Well, you’re an overweight, disgusting slob who insists on performing on Chatterbait and OnlyFans. You spread dog feces on your face. Using the crap on your floor, mind you. Because you refuse to take your dogs outside to go to the bathroom. People have the audacity to call you a joke. You fucking piece of shit.
Audio
Fucking confusion. You fucking piece of shit. You fucking worthless piece of fuck. You fucking piece of shit.
Tim Henson
You fucking ignorant piece of shit. I would much rather be a figurative piece of shit than to literally smear shit on my face like you did, Rachel. This is my new queen. I need more clips of her in my life. The subreddit is r slash Rachel Gerster. Rachel is R-A-C-H-E-L. Gerster is G-E-R-S-T-E-R. Freaks, you need to get on this. There’s apparently a Discord. I tried to follow the invite, but it expired. Like, the link expired. If you guys run across any more great Rachel clips, Send them along to me. I think she has some great DV potential. This may be a tick-tard that sticks. Oh, I did have one more clip I wanted to share with you before we get into the news. This is from the local news, and they’re just, like, blown away that neo-Nazis are in chat rooms. It’s like, where the fuck have you been for the last, I don’t know, 15, 20 years? This has been an ongoing issue. Who would have…
Audio
It’s one of the reasons why the internet is so fucking great. Who would ever have imagined neo-Nazis going into video chat rooms with children trying to recruit them.
Tim Henson
That’s what chat rooms are for. Getting little kids to do what you want. Pedophiles figured this fucking shit out in the 90s. Took a while for the neo-Nazis to spin up their child recruitment program, but we could all learn a thing or two from pedophiles. Did I ever tell you, you know, back when I first got on the internet in the mid-90s, the best way to chat was this protocol called IRC. IRC. There are all these IRC servers. It stood for Internet Relay Chat. There’s like a dedicated app you download. I think it was called Merc, M-I-R-C, right? But it’s all pretty much text-based. And you’d log on and then you’d list all of the chat rooms. They were listed alphabetically. And you could also see how many people were in the chat room at the time. So being a cock-hungry teenager, I immediately scrolled to like the G for gay. And there’d be like chat rooms were like Gay porn, gay stories, gay role play, gay scat. I mean, it did absolutely everything. But one of the gay rooms that had the most amount of people always was this room called Gay Dads 4, the number four, Sons. And as like a 15-year-old who just got on the internet, and you got to remember this was the mid-90s, the internet was in its infancy. It was harder to find information about everything. So you couldn’t just like Google gay dads for sons. You just have to sort of pop in there and see what was going on. I thought it had something to do with like fathers who have come out of the closet, but they have kids and the kids are OK with them being gay. And it was like a support group or something. I’m like, wow, there are so many homosexual fathers out there based on how many people are in this chat room. Turns out that was not what gay dads for sons was all about. It’s they’re pedophiles, basically. older guys looking for teen boys to suck them off. I know it sounds stupid. Like, how could you not know that, Tim? Again, the internet barely had porn on it at this point. I learned quickly what it was about. It was like, it was kind of nice. I kind of liked that chat room because it was one of the few rooms where like you enter and if you’ve got a username like, you know, Timmy Henson 15, you will be inundated with private message requests. Do you know how many old guys wanted me to move to Alabama and be their son? It was flattering. You know, you go into a normal gay chat room and you got to like describe yourself. They’re like, do you have a six pack? Are you hung? I’m like, no, no. Are you attractive? No. None of that mattered in the gay dads for son internet chat room. Really just focus on the age. I don’t care what you look like. Again, you know, it’s astounding to me. I was not molested. Weird guys in my neighborhood asking me, do you want to go back to my trailer and I’ll show you where I got shot? Okay. Pedos online saying, you want to move to Alabama? I’ll send you a plane ticket. Free trip. Yay. Anyway, that has nothing to do with the video at hand here. We’ve got some neo-Nazis hanging out in chat rooms trying to recruit kids. Trying to recruit them.
Audio
I’m an entertainer, pro-white entertainer.
Audio
I hate ns. I hate ns. I hate non-whites, okay? That’s exactly what our News Channel 5 investigation discovered. The neo-Nazi in this case is a guy named John Manadio, who was part of a group, the Goyam Defense League, that spent two weeks in Nashville back in 2024. I confronted him on the steps of City Hall. You have a problem with Jews in general, though. Yes, I do. And I had continued to… I like his honesty. …watch this group’s activities. What I was really stunned to discover was that he was going into video chat rooms that are popular with children. Gay dads for sons. Rating children of color.
Tim Henson
Yeah, so there’s a little black kid on cam and the neo-Nazi starts using a monkey face filter on himself.
Audio
That was crazy! Totally.
Tim Henson
Rating children of color.
Audio
You look like an ugly fing fer. Trying to recruit white children.
Audio
Watch out. There you go.
Tim Henson
Oh, yeah. The white kid just totally did a sig heil.
Audio
Convincing white boys, especially, that they needed to get guns and get ready to kill black people. You need to be at the shooting range. Get ready to kill.
Tim Henson
It was. Every time something is bleeped, you can pretty much assume he’s using the N word.
Audio
It was, I think, by most people’s estimation, pure evil.
Tim Henson
This guy does not just limit his racist antics to online chat rooms. No, he’s out and about. Him and his group will hold up signs like, J.D. Vance married a street shitter. Guess that’s what they call Indian people. Someone did not like that sign.
Audio
Mud shark.
Tim Henson
They called him a mud shark.
Audio
Mud shark alert. Mud shark. You made him a shark. What are you about? You made him a shark. Mud shark. Mud shark.
Tim Henson
Oh, it’s like a poor little mixed race girl. She doesn’t know what’s going on here. The mother is white. I don’t think I have to tell you guys, but these two never do see eye to eye. things just continue to escalate until it’s just like n-word after n-word, which would be a great name for a soap opera, like The Bold and the Beautiful. If racists ever start their own TV network, it’s a killer idea for a primetime soap. Okay, go on.
Audio
This is in Halloween. You don’t have fucking fake German. This is disgusting. You’re a racist. No. I didn’t. You haven’t.
Tim Henson
The police are on the scene. They’re not really doing anything. I don’t think they can because it’s just words.
Audio
Hey, but be in there. Shut up. Nigger lover. Shut up, you fucking nigger lover.
Tim Henson
The movie they tried to stop.
Audio
You have monkeys. Europe. You’re up. Now your genes are happening. What the fuck are you talking about? You’re lucky we’re not finally. Where’s the father of that nasty thing? Shut up, whore!
Tim Henson
Well, there you go. Another DV segment full of anger, misery, racism, and dog feces. We’re off to a great start this week. And with that, let’s get into the crazy, bizarre twist of the fucked up news right now. Not a member of the Distorted View Sideshow? Don’t sign up. It would behoove you to wait a few days because what’s coming up this Friday? It’s the most wonderful shopping day of the year. I am talking about Black Friday. And yes, we’re going to have some killer Sideshow membership deals. So if you’ve been thinking about signing up for the Sideshow, even if you haven’t been thinking about signing up, you’re not going to want to pass up the deals, become a true and honorable freak at a great price. This will help me out so much. So, you know, treat yourself to something great this holiday season. Help out the show. You’ll get access to all the exclusive content. I’ll have more information for you later this week. Also, the Distorted View store will be opening in the next few hours, days. I’m finalizing some stuff. I was waiting for some samples to come in from China. But yeah, we’ll have a lot of returning favorites, DV shirts, hoodies, mugs, drinkware, magnets, desktop pads, incontinence pads. Tim Henson face jizz rags will make a return along with some new products as well. Unlike other podcasts and really any other fucking business in the United States of America, except for maybe Spirit Halloween, we do something different. I don’t keep the Distorted View store up all year long. I open it up for the holidays, and after the holidays, it’s it. You can’t get any Distorted View merchandise any other time of year, for the most part. Is it a dumb business decision? Yeah, probably. Am I a dumb person? Very. The point is, the Distorted View store is opening this week, so there are plenty of ways for you to spend money, whether it be on sideshow deals, a Divi merchandise. You can sponsor an episode of Divi for only $25. Just PayPal me show at distortedview.com. And of course, we’ve got that Patreon account, patreon.com slash distortedview. Pledge $5. Get access to a special voicemail line where I will play your calls first. Okay. Oh, one quick note about shows this week. For those of you overseas, you might not know this, but this week here in America is Thanksgiving. We’re obviously going to take Thanksgiving off. Now, typically, at least for the past few years, we’ve also taken Black Friday off and I’ll do like a best of show. This year is going to be a little bit different. There’s going to be no show on Thanksgiving, but there will be a show on Friday. It will be sideshow exclusive, though. So one more reason to take advantage of those Black Friday deals so you can hear Friday’s podcast. Again, thank you so much to all of my current sideshow members. And thank you so much to everyone thinking about becoming a true and honorable freak. Welcome to the family. All right. Two very quick stories now. First up, we got one from the Midwest here. Authorities in Johnson County, Iowa say a Bell Plain man was arrested after drivers on two separate interstates reported that he was exposing himself along the roadside. I like that he moved to an additional highway to show off his cock and balls. Not every commuter uses I-75. The people on I-90 also deserve a show. Maybe he wasn’t receiving the reaction he wanted from the first interstate. No one’s honking. No one’s pointing. I get a few people laughing. I don’t like that. I think there are more degenerates on the next highway over. You got to pick out a good spot, you know, find an interstate next to an exit where there’s like an adult bookstore or strip club or something. Those people are looking for a good time. They’re all horned up. They’ll appreciate a cock on the highway. All right. So yes, on two separate interstates, he was exposing himself along the roadside, something investigators say he later admitted to doing because he was bored and wanted, quote, a little excitement. Interesting, the first thing that came to mind was to pull down his pants and expose drivers I would have just, I don’t know, ridden a roller coaster or something 30-year-old Dan and Airy, identified in regional reports as a Belle Plaine resident Faces two counts of indecent exposure following a pair of incidents That occurred on consecutive days in mid-October Oh, it wasn’t the same day That’s kind of interesting, he had so much fun the night before He’s like, I gotta go do it again, this was quite a rush gave me a little bit of excitement. According to the criminal complaint, motorists first spotted Aerie on the morning of October 14th. Oh, a morning flashing just after 7.30 a.m. standing behind his vehicle on Interstate 80 near Oxford with his genitals exposed to passing traffic. A nearly identical report came in the next afternoon at around 3.30 p.m. on October 15th when drivers on northbound Interstate 380 near North Liberty said a man was flashing them from the rear of his car. I wonder if he was hung, you know, just trying to be a show-off. It always surprises me when there’s like a naked person on the street and they’ve got like a really tiny cock. It’s like, why are you doing this? Why are you putting yourself through this? Don’t you know everyone is laughing at you unless they have some sort of humiliation kink? That shit is horrifying to me. Regional outlets, including KCRG and additional Iowa community papers, Report that area acknowledged the behavior when interviewed by a Johnson County Sheriff’s deputy. He allegedly told investigators he was trying to fulfill an excitement that he felt was missing in what he described as his blah day-to-day life. Bro needs a hobby. I mean, I guess this was it. Law enforcement agencies have not released information on a potential court date, bond status, whether additional charges may be considered. Publicly searchable Iowa courts did not yet list a detailed docket or hearing scheduled. The case remains under review by Johnson County authorities. Second story we have for you today, a provocative new web tool lets users browse the inbox of Jeffrey Epstein as if they were actually him. I always wanted to cosplay as Jeffrey Epstein. Talk about living a charmed life. So jealous of that man. Yeah, so if you want to pretend you’re Jeffrey Epstein and access his email, well, now you can in an interface called Gmail that recreates the look of Gmail while hosting over 2,000 scanned email threads tied to Epstein’s estate. The project is built on a staggering release of documents from the United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform of more than 33,000 pages and uses AI-based OCR to convert low-quality scans into searchable forms. Among the emails, yes, there’s that 2011 Epstein message where he alleges that Donald Trump was the, quote, dog that hasn’t barked, referencing, of course, a victim who spent many hours with Trump. In 2010, an email change shows Epstein and an associate in Ibiza discussing eight top girls and Jean-Luc, a modeling agent who has the most amazing top models on standby. Message striking for its blatant recruitment language. The developer of Jmail says every single email links back to the original scan of the government document, enabling user verification of authenticity despite initial concerns that some content may have been hallucinated via AI. Gmail lets users search across familiar categories like sender names. You can search for Steve Bannon or Larry Summers, you know, that type of thing. And also subjects. And then you can browse with crowdsourced stars instead of personal flags. One of the most starred items is a 2018 email titled, Hey! From Mark L. Epstein. I guess that’s Jeffrey Epstein’s brother, asking, ask Steve Bannon if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba. That is a now infamous email everyone’s been talking about. The creators described the project as part prank, part transparency tool. We clone Gmail, except you’re logged in as Epstein and can see his emails. The site is currently live at jmail.world, with promises of future updates should more documents surface. What a fun project. Jmail.world. I will check that out. That, my friends, is your distorted news for Monday. Let’s do a couple voicemails and get the hell out of here.
Audio
Unleash your cock and snap a shot. Sex distorted view. Finger your snatch and send your twat. Sex distorted view for Harry Cunt.
Tim Henson
Yes, we’ve got the For Harry Cunt text line. Text For Harry Cunt. In case you forgot that, you can also text 206-666-4463. Some recent texts coming in from Dion Rifkin. He says, hey, Tim, something I’ve been wondering for some time now. I noticed in your videos and most recently on that Photoshop picture of your face on that sexy dude’s body. Oh, yeah, we made that album artwork. I don’t know who created that. It was another person who texted. You seem to have a lazy eye sometimes and then it goes away other times. Can you confirm or deny this so I can sleep better? Well, I have horrible eyes. And the issue is that one of my eyes is very nearsighted and one of my eyes is farsighted. I’ve got like completely opposite eyes. And so like when I’m looking at something up close on one eye, it’s very sharp and the other eye, it’s blurry. And then the opposite is true when I’m looking at something far away. Now, I have glasses. I really should get contact lenses because I hate dicking around with glasses, but I would probably hate dicking around with contact lenses as well. When I’m wearing glasses or contact lenses, things are fine. And I really should be wearing my glasses, but I just don’t. And sometimes when I’m looking at something up close, the other eye is so useless. It just does what it wants. It goes to sleep. But when I’m wearing glasses, it’s, you know, both eyes are in focus. So they pay attention. But thank you for pointing that out. I feel great about that. Another text that came in, someone from the 501 area code wrote, I was thinking you were talking about how you had like two real talk shows. Oh, yeah, that I actually have a copy of. And like 30 tell me shows left. I remember a long time ago you had released a CD, Audio Distortion. I think it was called. Yeah, actually, we released a few on mp3.com, that old service. Audio Distortion was one. Twisted Nipples was another. And they’re pretty much just bits from the show. I think if we were able to get a hold of anyone that still has that CD, I’m pretty sure I have it somewhere. I can rip it. I thought I did at one point, and I posted it for Sideshow Freaks. Also, I collected a bunch of old prank calls that you and Joey did back in the day, if that’s something you’re interested in hearing. Yeah, and then he provided a link to some MP3 file or something. Let’s take a listen.
Audio
Hi, this is Philip from American Survey Services. May I please speak with Allison, please? Allison? That’s what I said. I have the wrong number. Shirley, can I please speak to Shirley? I’m sorry, ma’am. There’s no Shirley here either. What’s your name, ma’am? Who are you? I said my name is Philip from American Survey Services.
Tim Henson
Yeah, the idea is that I’m like a survey person. I’m going to ask her about some sort of like offensive product. Right, I guess.
Audio
We’re conducting a survey. Would you like to take it? No, thank you. Yes, you would, ma’am. No, I wouldn’t. Ma’am. No. Ma’am, can I tell you what the survey’s about? What is it about? Oh, I got her. I got her asking questions. Well, I’m glad you asked. We’re conducting a survey for a new feminine product called Rough Riders. Would you mind answering a few questions regarding your monthly feminine needs? It should only take about a few minutes. I’m really busy right now. Ma’am, can I ask you about your flow? Do you currently use any brand of feminine? Who is this? This is, I said my name was Phillip. I’ve said this three times now. Well, Phillip. Well, yeah, all right. Ma’am? Goodbye. Well, no, ma’am, would you like to take the survey? Do you wash clothes regularly? Yes, you, sir. Do you yourself wash clothes regularly? No, I do not. I don’t believe I stuttered when I said that. Now, are you going to take the survey seriously?
Tim Henson
It’s a made-up product. Fabufresh is a made-up product, but this person on the other end says that she’s used it.
Audio
So basically you just lied to me, ma’am.
Audio
You’re going to hell.
Tim Henson
You’re going to hell. It’s amazing how poor quality this audio is. I know this was recorded back in 1999. Not fucking 1920. Oh, the internet. Internet audio really was awful in the late 90s, early 2000s.
Audio
Hello, who is this? I’m a good friend. Who is this? Who are you? Is this the payphone?
Tim Henson
Yeah, we got a list. Yeah, I remember that. At one point, there was this huge list of all the payphones in the United States. And Joey and I would just pick out a payphone and try to call it and see if anyone is on the street and would be willing to pick it up. We once called the payphone in Alcatraz, Alcatraz Island, and some guy picked up. This woman was not happy to pick it, but I don’t think it was a pay phone.
Audio
Is this someone’s house? How may I help you? I want to know who I’m talking to, please. And who are you? My name is Tim Henson. How are you, ma’am?
Tim Henson
Oh, I use my real name.
Audio
I’m annoyed right now, Tim Henson. Why are you calling me? Because you’re on the air on a radio show. Now, I want to know something. We got your phone number off the internet now. Do you know your number is on there? No, I do not. And your house is listed as a devil worshiper.
Tim Henson
Oh, that’s right. So the phone number was listed as a payphone in front of a devil worshiper’s house. Now, in hindsight, that doesn’t sound right. A payphone out front of someone’s house. So to me, what it sounds like is someone in the neighborhood who knows this woman and wanted to mess with her listed her phone number on the website full of payphones and said, Hey, the person that lives near this phone is a devil worshiper. You should call her. You got your phone number off the internet now. Do you know your number is on there? No, I did not, Tim Hanson.
Audio
No, I did not. Your house is listed as a devil worshiper. Are you a devil worshiper?
Audio
No, Tim Hanson, I am not.
Audio
You can just call me Tim if you want, ma’am.
Audio
I prefer to call you Tim Hanson.
Audio
Well, thank you. What can I call you? Perchance the spawn of Satan?
Audio
I beg your pardon.
Audio
What’s your name, ma’am?
Audio
It’s really, I don’t want you to know my name. How may I help you?
Tim Henson
She was just being so difficult. Not friendly in the least. Well, I want to know if you wanted to play a game to win some fabulous prizes,
Audio
but apparently you’re not interested.
Tim Henson
Oh, yeah. She wants to play a game with me.
Audio
I am a Christian, but I don’t want to play a game with you. You’re interested, but you don’t want to play a game? I’m not interested. I’m just telling you, I’m a Christian. I don’t want to play games with you. All right. Well, that’s all you had to say, ma’am. Bye. Bye.
Tim Henson
Snotty little attitude on her. You know, I was thinking, this reminded me, in addition to the list of pay phones on the internet, there also was this list of celebrity phone numbers. Now, most of them didn’t work, but I’m pretty sure one time we got a hold of, we didn’t actually get a hold of the celebrity, but we actually got their house. It was like Larry King. Remember from like Larry King Live? I think it was Larry King, but maybe his like wife or something answered. And we were trying to convince her to let us speak to Larry. It didn’t work out. This is kind of how the very, very early episodes of DV went, especially the ones before we started doing live shows with the Real Talk Network. We would just not have anything prepared. Joey would just come over and we’d start talking, try to get a bit or something going, call some random phone numbers, hope that would turn into content. It was not a well-thought-out program. That’s one of the reasons why, as much as I would love to hear some of those old first shows from 1997, I know they’re not going to be good I’m sure I’d be cringing throughout the whole thing I cringe listening to early episodes of DV I cringe listening to episodes of DV from five years ago Alright, so thank you very much for all of the texts, keep them coming I read them all Let’s do a couple real quick voicemails We’ll do one patron call here Itchy tank calling
Audio
Gotta love AI Your use of AI Just heard your new Ode to China. Oh, yeah.
Audio
Yeah.
Audio
I know I said it before, but you absolutely cannot lose this podcast. Because I’m trying
Tim Henson
to hold on to it. Please subscribe to the sideshow. I mean, you know, I’m
Audio
hurting over here. No possible way to get a job. Oh, yeah. You make a living on because I don’t think, you know, working at a convenience store, sucking dick the trucks out very well. Anyways, like you said though one time, maybe you take Mary Lord Douche, take his last name Timothy Rodriguez or whatever that might work. It would be funny
Tim Henson
if Lord Douche has a really, really Hispanic name and I’m like Timothy Gonzalez Rodriguez
Audio
factoid here. Tamir. Yeah, so I’ve been listening to Tamir a couple years now. Well, we all know he’s insane, but really what cements the idea that he’s completely insane, he lives in Israel. Yeah. And not once in all his videos has he ever mentioned Hamas. He’s never mentioned the war in Gaza.
Tim Henson
Yeah, it’s like it’s not affecting him in any way, shape or form.
Audio
And the bombing.
Tim Henson
Yeah, the country’s not that big.
Audio
I mean, if Hamas stormed his house and, well, first they’d probably just shoot him, but if he decided to kidnap him, he would not blame them. He’d be blaming that bitch.
Tim Henson
Oh, sorry.
Audio
Anyway, have a good day.
Tim Henson
The same thought there. Thank you very much, Ichi Tain. Let’s do another call. Yes. Okay, that was nothing. Let’s try another one here.
Audio
Yes, caller. Hey there, Tim. On your 918 show, you asked, why is Meat Skelton still, like, pour up about Charlie Kirk? You know, Tim, it seems to me like a lot of my friends that are, like, deeply conservative and religious, especially the Protestants, man. They really, really took, you know, Kirk’s passing.
Tim Henson
Yeah.
Audio
They’re still talking.
Tim Henson
They won’t shut up about it.
Audio
Very seriously. And I guess in addition to being a conservative political commentator.
Tim Henson
It’s almost like he was violently murdered.
Audio
He was also a very devout and prophesying evangelical Christian.
Tim Henson
It’s like every clip I see of him, though, He’s saying horrible, weird shit that doesn’t seem very Christlike.
Audio
So I guess that’s why they kind of took it so hard. Also, you know, with him, you don’t really follow right-wing politics that much. But Charlie Kirk was really building one hell of an organization that, dare I say it, could have consumed the Republican Party. In that traditional way of being involved in conservative politics, theoretically they have teenage Republican clubs in high school.
Tim Henson
That’s what they got to do. That is a great idea, by the way. If you want to get a new generation of conservatives or whatever, you got to start young, right? So aim at whatever, converting children. Brainwashing them or whatever they do.
Audio
then once you graduate, you go into, like, the young Republicans. Kirk’s method kind of, like, upended that in that he would start turning point chapters at, like, high schools, and then you go out and there’d be turning point chapters at your colleges. Yeah. Hell, there’d even be turning point faith chapters at, like, churches to, like, keep people involved and active for, like, their entire frickin’ lives.
Tim Henson
Oh, that sounds exhausting.
Audio
Yeah, you know, Tim, I used to be the president of my college Republicans chapter. And the one thing I will say is that like.
Tim Henson
Yeah, you guys like Republicans are way more organized and like out there than the other side, the Democrats. Right. I don’t there’s not like a lot of like Democrat. I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. Maybe there are a lot of Democrat clubs on campuses.
Audio
Turning point. They got like.
Tim Henson
But I don’t know what’s the equivalent to turning point. What, like, on the other side?
Audio
Money coming in, and they would, like, pay people’s travel stipends and stuff in their hotels.
Tim Henson
Oh.
Audio
Or, like, with the college Republican conventions, you’d be like…
Tim Henson
Yeah, okay, this is good. I think liberals need to take a page from this, right? Start giving freebies out to kids.
Audio
You know, they’re like, pay your own way. Perks. So, no wonder why, like, Turning Point was, like, stealing a lot of, like, the thunder and the energy in terms of, like, the conservative movement on campus.
Tim Henson
All right. Well, ding-boo. Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. He had quite the movement growing there. The thing is, I was aware of Turning Point. I had heard of it. Sometimes I’ll see posts and stuff, but I didn’t realize it was such a huge organization. All right. Well, thank you very much for all the voicemails. Keep them coming. That’s all the time we have on this edition of the show. I want you guys to email me shop at distortedview.com. Distortedview.com is our official website. Voicemail line for you, 206-666.
Audio
- That’s 2066. Oh, God, is it? Oh, God. I need a fucking dick in my cunt to make me feel better.
Tim Henson
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