🎧Episode Summary

OSpunk cubes. Vagina teeth. Prism paranoia. Just another calm Wednesday.

On today’s episode:

A deranged Coast to Coast AM clip featuring Heavy Bird Jason, driveway heat systems, Hoover threats, and a host bravely nodding through total nonsense
Prisms exposed as a possible government mind-control rainbow experiment contaminating our water, air, sun, and possibly your butthole
TLC’s My Strange Addiction officially jumps the shark with daily semen facials, frozen “noobs” (nut + ice cubes), and freezer-stored baby batter
A cosmetologist explains why three ounces of jizz a day is essential for glowing skin (science disagrees)
Friends react in horror after discovering they’re rubbing another woman’s boyfriend’s frozen semen on their faces
Preview of the next addiction: pheromone rubbing in coffee shops to repel strangers at record speed
A woman attempts to return pizzas she already ate, films herself for TikTok, and is shocked this plan fails
Uber passenger refuses to exit vehicle, is tased multiple times, claims her vagina bites, and prays to Elon Musk, Trump, and JD Vance for rescue
Political slogans, simulation hacking, hobo wine confessions, and a PhD earned in “one singular year”
New sex “research” reveals women love cowgirl, men hate it, men love reverse cowgirl, women don’t—butterface theory introduced
Call for listeners to weigh in via voicemail and the 4HairyCunt text line so DV can publish its own peer-reviewed study
Alaska student arrested for eating AI-generated art in protest of artificial intelligence ruining creativity (and lunch)
Discussion of AI psychosis, fake art, fake outrage, and everything being a scam
Voicemails from Freaks covering vintage melted plastic decorations, China stingers, offended Bible readers, and cursed rainbows
Tim reflects on sponsors lost, jizz ads sung, and why putting effort into fake commercials is a terrible life choice

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Listener messages, Patreon shout-outs, Discord love, voicemail chaos, and the usual reminder that tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive.

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