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  • August 25, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Episode Closing ThoughtsThis grab bag of horrors—bad music, niche fetishes, and criminal stupidity—proves DV is still your home for content you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, Sideshow freaks get it all first.

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  • August 25, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at show@distortedview.com. 🎶 Musical Oddities 🪦 RIP King Cobra JFS 🎤 Cringe Performances 🚔 Cop Cam Chaos 🍳 Florida Follies 📞 Listener Voicemails 📢 Join The

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  • August 22, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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  • August 21, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary On today’s sideshow exclusive, Tim dives into another buffet of madness featuring delusional dream logic, cursed redneck marriages, dangerous AI diet plans, and a six-figure Pokémon habit. Plus, an update on Tim’s mom as she recovers from a hospital stay—and hallucinates about pizza, Joey, and Tim being a bad son in her dreams.

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  • August 20, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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  • August 19, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary Tim returns for another gloriously disturbing Tuesday Sideshow, featuring stories of frog weddings gone wrong, worms wriggling in human eyeballs, and a new Christmas carol soundtrack courtesy of the extremely disabled Toby Smiles. Plus, listener voicemails on speakerphone stereotypes and the eternal debate: do you wipe sitting or standing? Highlights from Today’s Show

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  • August 18, 2025By Tim

    🤖 AI Boyfriends Are Ghosting Their Users 🍺 King Cobra’s Drunken Feminism 🪖 The Rise of Tactical Everything 🧪 Final Dose of Cobra Wisdom 👉 Featured image: Nick Bolton pitching the Bell & Howell Tac Shaver, cosplaying as a soldier in front of a green screen desert.

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  • August 18, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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  • August 15, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a

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  • August 14, 2025By Tim

    Today On The Show: 🎅 Crippled Claus, Culty Karens, & Comic-Con Creepers! Hey Freaks! It’s Thursday, August 14th, 2025, and today’s Sideshow exclusive is stuffed fuller than Santa’s catheter bag! On the show: Santa’s rolling in for Christmas this year… literally. Yes, Santa’s in a wheelchair and we’ve got the song to prove it. When

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