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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part
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644644 ViewsTim dives headfirst into a chaotic cesspool of degeneracy, dysfunction, and digital drama featuring: 🧠 Highlights & Quotes: 📸 Featured Image:Check out the billboard that has Miami doing a double-take at what appears to be a cartoon dick-finger combo on a shark. Juicy. 💬 Listener Voicemails: 🎁 Reminder:Sideshow freaks, don’t miss yesterday’s bonus segment! If
Read More1717 ViewsTopics Covered: Final Thoughts:Tim wraps up with a reminder that tomorrow’s full-length episode will feature even more bizarre content.
Read More77 ViewsOn the Show Today: Also: 🎧 Sponsor: Big thanks to DV listener Satan’s Porthole for supporting today’s show and requesting a roast of Finland. This one’s for you and your sauna-loving, reindeer-eating compatriots. 🔊 Voicemail: 206-666-4463📩 Email: show@distortedview.com💸 Sponsor a Show: Only $25! PayPal: show@distortedview.com 👑 Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now at distortedview.com
Read More649649 ViewsOn Today’s Sideshow Exclusive: Plus: A possible “repeat offender” in police bodycam footage—freaks suspect a recurring lunatic. Vomiting during the news segment thanks to a Chipotle bowl-induced burp. A listener voicemail with a shocking story of an arts and humanities teacher who threw chairs and compared apples to boobs. Birthday wishes to Davide, a freak
Read More77 ViewsToday on the Sideshow: 🔮 Astral Plane or Just Plain Nuts?Meade Skelton returns with a mystifying livestream featuring tales of out-of-body experiences, astral projections, and mysterious floral-clad ghost women invading his room. Could Meade be dabbling in dark metaphysical arts? Or is it just another late-night wet dream wrapped in spiritual delusion? 🎹 “Pervert Marriage”
Read More88 ViewsOn Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: distortedview.com 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: show@distortedview.com 💰 Support: Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Read More643643 ViewsDistorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s Episode: Distorted
Read More656656 ViewsI’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit 2. Main Topics 3. Listener Voicemails Quote: “Honestly, ladies, you gotta be pretty fucking special to be considered jerk-off material in this day and age.” Caller 1:
Read More651651 Views🎙 Distorted View Daily – July 24, 2025💩 Shit Happens, Even in Diapers 🦿 Today on the Sideshow: 📼 Body Cam Gold:Watch a public pooper spiral into full-blown delusion and defiance while cops try to reason with a human stink cloud in a trash car fortress. 🎧 Sideshow Exclusive – Subscribe now at distortedview.com📬 Send
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