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  • July 29, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: When Unwashed Love Dolls Cause Urinary Tract Infections Black Man Scares Woman While Trying To Prove He’s Not Scary When Gooner Bators Podcast Men, Go Ahead And Cool Off With “Snowballs” Testicle Cooling Underwear Ladies, Don’t Cool Off With A Popsicle In Your Pussy Katy Perry Vs. Christians Our New Post Office

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  • July 28, 2019By Tim

    Get 10 Free Gifts including 6 movies, free shipping, and more! Use coupon code FREAK at checkout @ AdamAndEve.Com! Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer! Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15

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  • July 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Our Favorite Crazy Lady Youtard Makes Contact With The Freaks Good Old Fashion Cockgagging and VR Porn A Livestream Deals With A Big Cry Baby Tim Allen Gruntwave Music: LISTEN! Fetuses Know It When You Have Anal Sex Wedding Has A Weight Limit For Bridesmaids Hallmark Movies and Mysteries Presents: A Mayo

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  • July 26, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: My Out of Breath Panting Broke Up Some Elderly Man on Man Sex The Dumbest Gay Porn Thriller Of The 90’s A Racist Double Downs On The N-Word The Presidential Seal Doesn’t Include Golf Clubs And Two Headed Eagles Raw Chicken Jumps Off Of Plate   Our New Post Office Box Address!

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  • July 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: In A World Where Rape Is Legal. Watch Norm! Feeling Sorry That People Are Mad About You Beating Up A Mentally Retarded Person The Poopman Cometh To Heal Eating Dead Squirrels To Piss Off Vegans Leaking Liquid Out Of Your Testicles NOT GOOD When Your Forearm Penis Gets Kidney Stones Our New

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  • July 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes 2 Cum   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV

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  • July 22, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: There Was An Incident At Popeyes Having An Orgasm At Your Dad’s Funeral Another Installment Of Mis-Gendering A Singer Florida Lesbian Sexual Assault Done Right Eternal Outrage: Dinnerware Edition Crazy Bitch Marries A Chandelier Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF

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  • July 21, 2019By Tim

    Get 10 Free Gifts including 6 movies, free shipping, and more! Use coupon code FREAK at checkout @ AdamAndEve.Com! Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer! Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15

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  • July 19, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Clips From An Incel Documentary Inside the Bird Truther Movement Mom Vs. Livestreamer Happy Birthday To My 2 Year Old Loser A Cooler Full Of Dicks Florida Walmart Parking Lot: It’s Like A Drive-In For Masturbaters Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

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  • July 19, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Spirutual Enlightenment From A Pair Of Daffy Broads Wife Of A Sovereign Citizen Isn’t Having Any Of His Bullshit Today Motorcyle Douche Gets A Round-House To The Head By A Near-Dead Truck Driver Behind Bars After Porning And Driving The Word MANHOLE is deemed Sexist A Mural Of a Pigeon Having Sex

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