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On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth
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On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on
🎙️ Distorted View Daily: May 29, 2025 – The Great Beige Breakdown Begins!🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 3, 2025 — “Cum Pirates, Quad Dads & Float F*ckers”💩 Sideshow Exclusive Episode On Today’s Program: 🏴☠️ Kick off Pride Month with a lyrical deep dive into Bryce Quartz’s “Cum Pirate” — the anthem for butt-loving buccaneers. 🤯
🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Bonus Segment🔒 Sideshow Exclusive💬 Tim Goes Off: A listener’s snarky comment about AI-generated show notes sparks an unfiltered rant. Tim explains the real reason for the AI-assist: Google juice, baby.🧠 DV Behind-the-Scenes: From lazy midnight uploads to fully timestamped segments to AI-enhanced summaries—Tim walks us through the evolution of the
