November 7, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: đ§ Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that âGod entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.â From his self-painted âholy vanâ to his vibrating skin and
November 6, 2025By Tim
đď¸ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly On Todayâs Show: đ§ť Segment 1: The Narcissistic Wall-Shitter Tim opens with a viewer-submitted clip of a man explosively decorating a wall with diarrhea. đ Segment 2: Lulu the Glue Girl đ§Ś Segment 3: The Sock Sniffer đ§ââď¸
November 5, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by âFreeloading Fucktard,â todayâs DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to âAaron,â a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener â ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into
November 4, 2025By Tim
On Today𩸠Today on the Program Itâs a Sideshow-exclusive Sextastic Tuesday, and Timâs serving up one of the filthiest fan fictions ever read aloud â a Jetsons-themed story that takes a dark, wet turn involving Jane Jetson, her robot maid Rosie, and a very eager Astro. Spoiler: it ends with Rosie filming evidence that will
November 3, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Call ICE
October 31, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 ⢠Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (âŚbriefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash âAssaultâ News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14 The Bat Winged Demon
October 30, 2025By Tim
On Todayâs Show Clips & Bits News Roundup Listener Stuff Voicemail: Patrons first! Also: the ancient DV video âTim Henson Is a Catâ origin storyâCat Mail, 99 Luftballons, and the H2 Hummer ending. Texts: Shout-outs to Blanche (intro clip) and Lube Jobâs wife reporting from the Exxxotica floor: uncanny âYour Best Girlâ sex dolls with
October 29, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer:
October 29, 2025By Tim
𩸠Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners heâs not deadâjust perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy
October 28, 2025By Tim
đď¸ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly announcing DVâs new text hotline â the unforgettable 4HAIRYCUNT mobile line (thatâs 442-479-2868). You can now text in your freaky finds, filthy thoughts, and cursed memes directly to Tim. From there, the show dives deep into hellâliterallyâwith a