October 13, 2025By Tim
On This Bonus Segment Show:đ˘ Cowabunga! Porn Parodies Gone Green Tim dives into EFUKTâs latest compilation, starting with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that features âtubular tittiesâ and dildo-fueled pizza parties. Thereâs also an overachieving cum cannon that defies physics and a cheating boyfriend who multitasks by phoning his girlfriend mid-thrust. Itâs all
October 13, 2025By Tim
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October 10, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes⌠featuring âTim Henson from Distorted Viewâ 2) Bodycam Gold: âI Work for an Alarm Company⌠I Donât Have a Jobâ 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tayâs âGood Woodâ (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: âWe Love Jesusâ Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Todayâs hotline
October 9, 2025By Tim
đ§ Episode Summary Tim kicks off this Sideshow-exclusive episode with a blast from the past â a classic âDemolition Guy Raped Meâ gay porn audio that sparks yet another breakdown of just how naĂŻve these fictional twinks really are. From dubious âdoctorsâ offering rimjobs as medical treatment to Trumpâs new fragrance line that allegedly captures
October 8, 2025By Tim
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October 7, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: đ Community Calendar (Sideshow Exclusive Bits) đ Voicemails Bunny shares how a Liverpudlian ranter reminded her of her late father. GreatBigPete orders coffee as âBing Bongâ to mess with baristas. Listeners praise Timâs patience test bit, request more Meade Skelton Czech-radio style.
October 6, 2025By Tim
đż Show Sponsor Todayâs episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcoholâjust promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ đď¸ On Todayâs Episode đŹ Sponsor Shoutouts DV Listener âYour Little Honeyâ â Todayâs
October 3, 2025By Tim
On Todayâs Show: Listener Sponsorship Todayâs episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? Itâs only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
October 2, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: đ McDonaldâs Mobile Order Meltdown đ When Calling 911 Backfires đ¤ Donât Confess Your Crimes to ChatGPT đ Tow Truck Heist in Brooklyn âď¸ Listener Voicemails đ Episode Takeaways Lord Douche continues to find new ways to make Tim transport garbage bags of coffee grounds. Wedgie fetishes are far more elaborate (and
October 1, 2025By Tim
On This Bonus Segment Show:Todayâs show starts with a nostalgic dive into the forgotten background characters of Sesame Streetâthe âyep-yepâ aliens and the creepy old typewriter who would make zero sense to kids today. Tim imagines a modern replacement: a racist smartphone who just screams slurs instead of ânoon-noon.â From there, things spiral into the