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  • May 2, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00  Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20  An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24  The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12  Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09  Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04  Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22  Doing Jello Shots At The

  • May 1, 2025By Tim

    🎙 Thursday Sideshow Exclusive Episode On Today’s Show: 💦 Cum Math 101: Baby Daddy Superstar returns with some deeply unsettling revelations about… well, sharing bodily fluids via a third-party pussy. On a scale from 1 to 10, how gay is it to rub your jizz on another guy’s jizz—through a woman? We discuss. 🎤 Open

  • April 30, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Bonus Segment:(Yes, it’s Wednesday. No, Tim doesn’t know what day it is either.) Tim’s back with a sloppy midweek bonus segment—complete with misdated intros, malfunctioning plastic penises, and cosmic orgasms brought on by Palladian light beings. Just your typical midweek mind-melter here on Distorted View Daily. Today on the show:🧴 FUCK SAUCE!– Adam

  • April 30, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications

  • April 29, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary:It’s a wild Sideshow Tuesday! Tim checks in on Kanye West’s spiral into white identity and cousin-sucking anthems, then dives crotch-first into Horrible Moments in Pornography 2, featuring a woman who may or may not be committing felonies with a baby doll named Jamal. Also on the show: Tony Chase is back and somehow

  • April 28, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Additional Observations: Closing Notes:

  • April 28, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00  Introduction 02:41:15  Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05  The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05

  • April 26, 2025By Tim

    This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So

  • April 25, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.📲 Sign

  • April 24, 2025By Tim

    💥 On Today’s Show: 🎆 When Fireworks Go Wrong: A teen turns Independence Day into a flesh confetti disaster by blowing off his fingers in a moving car. (Spoiler: His meat mitts redecorate the backseat.) 🍿 Special Needs Meets Special Guests: A UK docuseries sends intellectually disabled adults to see the Ladyboys of Bangkok. Confusion,

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