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On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage:
This Easter🎉 Yolk Hunt Madness! What starts as a mundane Easter weekend turns into a twisted celebration at Caldessavilles 13th Annual Yolk Hunt, America’s largest (and most disturbingly innuendo-filled) Easter egg hunt. 💥 Highlights include: Come early, stay late—Yolk Hunt has been stretched out for max weekend debauchery.
On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow
On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
On Today’s Show: 📞 Listener Voicemails📢 Scum Hook: Hasn’t tried Whataburger but did discover the “crown of boobies.”🧽 DJC: Recommends sponge baths for Sagittarius Shorty and mocks Lord Douche.💸 Lance: Big fan of bonus segments—thinks Tim should start charging more.🎭 Blanche Dubois: Praises the Florida stinger like it’s a fine wine.🐊 Dave: Alligator tales from
On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So Does My Patience) In today’s bonus segment exclusively for Sideshow freaks, Tim is back to dissect the celestial clown show that was Blue Origin’s latest phallic voyage to the stars — featuring an all-female crew including Gayle King and the
Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger
🎧 Sideshow Exclusive Episode Today’s jam-packed Sideshow freak show includes a fresh Boy Pussy remix (get your glow sticks ready) and another deranged Mead Skelton rant—this time he’s managed to turn his Oedipal issues into an Incel TED Talk. We’re talking full-on “forgive your mom so you can stop hating women and wanting to bang
On Today’s Bonus Segment: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Bonus Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment, and today Tim faces his greatest fear: slowly morphing into the kind of crotchety old coot he mercilessly mocks on the show. Will he soon be the guy yelling at teens in the street for daring
On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You’re
