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An India-based software developer has built a system that cross-references heart-rate data from a wearable fitness tracker with his work calendar, producing what amounts to a private leaderboard of the colleagues and meetings that stress him out the most. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. There are workplace grudges,
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4545 ViewsA UFC heavyweight managed to make a White House weigh-in feel even tackier after appearing to vomit on himself while stepping onto the scale, setting off a fresh round of debate about how much fight promotion is too much. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. By the time a
Read More4646 ViewsAnyone who has ever dragged a yellowed old computer into the yard, filled a tub with peroxide, and started rotating plastic every 15 minutes already understands the strange grip of retrobright: it is part restoration method, part vanity project, and part self-inflicted punishment. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below.
Read More5656 ViewsEpisode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a truly cursed mix of White House UFC trash, a disgraced hentai goblin trying to cry his way back online, old-school NAMBLA propaganda, World Cup brothel packages, and Russian dudes voluntarily ruining their ears for masculinity points. Just a real buffet of human progress. Episode Highlights Josh Hokit, the same
Read More88 ViewsEpisode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage
Read More188188 ViewsEpisode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded
Read More130130 ViewsEpisode Summary This sponsored best-of from 2016 is a beautiful disaster built around Tim’s poop-fueled nightmare game show, a revolting BBC smegma sissy story, Frankie McDonald’s suspicious earthquake wizardry, a pastor blaming porn for a miscarriage, and a Florida gay ramen-noodle domestic battery. Vintage DV, in other words. Episode Highlights Dream Logic and Shard-Based Entertainment
Read More114114 ViewsColorado Student Wins Religious Exemption From Digital Hall Pass System After Satanic Temple Dispute
A Colorado school district has granted a religious accommodation to a student affiliated with the Satanic Temple, allowing her to stop using a digital hall pass system for bathroom trips and rely on a traditional physical pass instead. The case sounds ridiculous on first read, then quickly turns into something more familiar: privacy, bodily autonomy,
Read More7373 ViewsThe Onion has reached a deal to control the InfoWars brand and relaunch the notorious conspiracy platform as a satire site, a development that would already feel surreal even without Alex Jones responding to it shirtless on air. But Jones did respond shirtless, which turned a bankruptcy story into something much stranger: a collapsing propaganda
Read More7171 ViewsA tennis match briefly lost the room when players, commentators, and spectators realized an intrusive sound wasn’t a phone going off in the stands at all. It was, apparently, a woman having very loud sex somewhere across the water, loud enough to cut through the rhythm of a live match and force everyone present into
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